Animals Opining, Yuge Boobs, and It's Pronounced Azz-Wi-Pe.
A Convo With Ma, June 5th, 2026
87 year old Bertie May and I took a week off and headed west to San Diego. We found every possible Indian and their reservation casino, watched the Padres lose to the Phils, and generally gained about 5 pounds consuming everything from Charred Chicken Mole to Chocolate Chip Cannolis. Anyway, back to the mics!
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1. Hey Fido! What do you think of Cassavetes?
Ma and I discuss the Chinese startup that has Up’d your dog. You know, the collar that translates his loves, hates, and future dreams into audible expression.
They claim to have a 95 percent success rate. Word? Well, I don’t need a talking collar to inform me your dog thinks my leg is a chew toy.
They have cat collars too, but no one really wants to hear a cat ask their human over and over if they are ready to die yet. I already know that on the day of my inevitable coronary event, Mr. Whiskers is going to pop my eye into it’s mouth.
2. Listen, Gerfried. People are no longer looking at the art!
Ma seems to hate a chesty lady.
This pops again as we discuss a free admission to a Cezanne exhibition in Basel, Switzerland. However, not everyone gets in for free. Only the ones that show up in swimwear.
Swimwear does have a wide interpretation. I’m sure some were appropriate for art consumption. Yet, I can’t imagine that everyone was only looking at art. There must have been a blue eyed Swiss lady with an Italian surname that was, umm, enjoying being part of the exhibit.
Her roploplos are ruining the exhibit. Kiste!
3. Now, juggle it with your chin, Dummy!
This guy must have a massive chin, according to Ma.
Why does Guinness entertain these Darwin mocking yahoos? Here is a guy who shows up at his sons soccer match with a chainsaw, a chin, and a goal.
And then he sets a world record. Cool…
Cool! This has been a test. We think this might be a better presentation than the labor intensive shorts and reels that do get a lot of views, but do not translate into any real relationships. It’s not dissimilar to walking around a Costco eating all the samples. Sure, I’d love to try a shrimp flavored sugar cookie, but I’m not going to buy a case of them.
Frankly, I have no idea how to find more people to listen to my Ma and I. This feels like and old school blog, which I like to make. I don’t particularly like hanging out on IG or FB or YT or LI or FU or DD. I think those are mostly the places, but I can’t remember.
We can do all eight clips next time. And, umm, thanks for stopping by.
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