A Potty Mouthed Parrot, A Peregrine Pig, and The Irish Cry Over Burnt Whiskey

A Convo With Ma, June 21th, 2026

Before we begin, a quick note. Convos With Ma had our Meta account hacked. This resulted in funds being removed from our CWM account on behalf of what Meta called, “An Intruder.” Both Meta and our bank Chime have apologized for the unfortunate incident. However, it is possible we hacked our account, so, the funds are irretrievable. “This matter is now final.”

That pissed me off quite a bit. On principle, we will no longer do business with either company, which includes Facebook and Instagram. Because my 87 year old ma loves the Facebook, I will not kill the page. I want to kill it. I have fantasized placing my fingers around the throats of The Face and The Gram, but I will not. The accounts will live there dormant for all of eternity, or until someone unplugs those bastards… Bastards.

I took a week off from looking at any of this because I was mad at it. But anyway. This is a couple of weeks old, but it does highlight 87 year old Bertie May in an energetic light. Which was the point, I think.

Below are some clips from each of the eight topics we discussed on the full podcast. Enjoy.

See you not on Meta… Those mother f**king sons and daughters of w**res!

Anyway…

The podcast will continue as we lean heavily into YouTube.

A potential pig war.

“I want you to feel sad with me.”

Laughing yourself dead.

A president’s fucking bird.

Screw the building, save the ice cream!

Yes, he won the marathon, but he’s dead now.

Ooowww! God damn it, that hurt! I will call it electricity.

“I know when to turn it off.”