<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Convos With Ma]]></title><description><![CDATA[My Ma is 87. She has a lot to say. I am Aaron Atadero, a former radio personality at KXO and KUBO, and I pick odd topics and questionable stories to torture my Ma with. This is Convos With Ma.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eRPk!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67c3b49a-8669-4498-9644-b85689cd327a_1280x1280.png</url><title>Convos With Ma</title><link>https://www.convoswithma.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 18:05:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.convoswithma.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Convos With Ma]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[ConvosWithMa@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[ConvosWithMa@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[ConvosWithMa@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[ConvosWithMa@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[The Redemption of A Scumbag. A Christmas Breakdown of Dickens. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Season 2 Episode 12]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/the-redemption-of-a-scumbag-a-christmas</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/the-redemption-of-a-scumbag-a-christmas</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 13:40:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a5866ef17ea82f4590b634049" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We threw Ma a happy bone on take three. We tried a couple of historical topics, but Ma did not find the true crime stuff we have been talking about very fun. So, we audible to Christmas for E2S12.</p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a5866ef17ea82f4590b634049&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;The Redemption of A Scumbag. A Christmas Breakdown of Dickens.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/5fE58CBVMuzv2zrKML16hN&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/5fE58CBVMuzv2zrKML16hN" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-AbiRwACLMmQ" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;AbiRwACLMmQ&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/AbiRwACLMmQ?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png" width="1456" height="1456" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:11013416,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/212548847?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!atjM!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F29ec8c7e-de1f-4c4a-9477-154cd9cc99db_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Man Dances With A Baby. The Debut of Dirty Dancing. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's One Of Ma's Favs. August 21st, 1987. The Debut of Dirty Dancing. ConvosWithMa.com]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-man-dances-with-a-baby-the-debut</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-man-dances-with-a-baby-the-debut</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 13:21:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8acb5313c711d28574e8b1a00a" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8acb5313c711d28574e8b1a00a&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;No One Leaves Baby In A Chair Where Drywall Meets. The Debut of Dirty Dancing.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/0b7mEns7BKckeDaSaDbwut&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/0b7mEns7BKckeDaSaDbwut" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-Tshnf1P7qXY" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;Tshnf1P7qXY&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Tshnf1P7qXY?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>It&#8217;s one of Ma&#8217;s favs. I figure we bombarded here with murder and overdose so much, we throw her some candy. She get&#8217;s incredibly defensive as I try and joke around, so, I guess no one jokes about grooming a girl when the man has a six pack. Oh, and abortion as well. <br><br>CONVOS WITH MA!</p><div><hr></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Riding A Unicorn In Space With Dolphins. The Death Of Matthew Perry.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ma says "sad" about fifty times. It's August 19th, the birthday of Matthew Perry, which gives us a moment to revisit Matt's death as he rode out into the cosmos from Palisades hot tub. S2E10.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/riding-a-unicorn-in-space-with-dolphins</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/riding-a-unicorn-in-space-with-dolphins</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 01:39:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/3yq_OSEWVvA" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8aa573029827a597f2b0d60ab5&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Riding A Unicorn In Space With Dolphins. The Death Of Matthew Perry.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/3wOsFXGWL2rTf4PwQVN7Gx&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/3wOsFXGWL2rTf4PwQVN7Gx" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="captioned-button-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/p/riding-a-unicorn-in-space-with-dolphins?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;}" data-component-name="CaptionedButtonToDOM"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Convos With Ma! This post is public so feel free to share it.</p></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/p/riding-a-unicorn-in-space-with-dolphins?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.convoswithma.com/p/riding-a-unicorn-in-space-with-dolphins?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p></div><div id="youtube2-3yq_OSEWVvA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;3yq_OSEWVvA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/3yq_OSEWVvA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png" width="1456" height="1456" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:7854505,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/211790391?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AsD0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F38d44f3b-b487-4d38-8c2a-8ec9c38ff21b_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p><p><span>Segment 1: The Incident at Pacific Palisades</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Emergency Call:</span></strong><span> A 911 dispatch audio recording from October 28, 2023, documents an employee reporting a residential drowning and requesting immediate emergency responders.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Victim:</span></strong><span> 54-year-old Matthew Perry is pronounced dead at the scene after being found completely submerged and unresponsive in his home&#8217;s backyard hot tub.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Scene:</span></strong><span> First responders and LAPD officers arrive at a secluded estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean in the wealthy Los Angeles neighborhood of Pacific Palisades.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The First Puzzle:</span></strong><span> Law enforcement conducts an initial sweep of the home and finds no illicit street narcotics, obvious drug paraphernalia, or signs of foul play.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 2: Who Was Matthew Perry?</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Celebrity:</span></strong><span> Perry was a global television icon of the 1990s and 2000s, achieving widespread cultural reach and international household name status.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Show:</span></strong><span> He played the character &#8220;Chandler Bing&#8221; on </span><em><span>Friends</span></em><span>, a highly successful television sitcom about six young adults in New York City that attracted over 50 million viewers for its 2004 finale. </span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Dual Life:</span></strong><span> Perry hid a severe, multi-decade struggle with heavy alcoholism and addictions to prescription painkillers like Vicodin and OxyContin while simultaneously filming the upbeat show.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Recovery Attempts:</span></strong><span> His lifelong battle for sobriety included attending 6,000 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, entering rehabilitation facilities 15 separate times, undergoing 12 life-saving surgeries due to gastrointestinal drug damage, and spending an estimated $9 million on medical treatments.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 3: The Threat of Treatment</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Mental Health Battle:</span></strong><span> Perry struggled with chronic physical pain, severe clinical depression, and anxiety later in life, which persisted even during his periods of sobriety from alcohol and pills.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Legal Therapy:</span></strong><span> He turned to &#8220;ketamine infusion therapy,&#8221; a highly restricted, legal medical treatment using a powerful synthetic anesthetic administered via IV at approved clinics to fast-track relief for treatment-resistant depression.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Relapse Trigger:</span></strong><span> This controlled medical exposure to a mind-altering substance backfired, reawakening his psychological addiction cravings and shifting his chemical dependence from traditional narcotics to ketamine.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Rejection:</span></strong><span> Licensed medical professionals at his regular clinic noticed his escalating dependency and refused his demands to increase his doses or schedule more frequent sessions, causing Perry to seek alternative, illegal avenues.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 4: The Toxicology Report</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Lab Results:</span></strong><span> The Los Angeles County Medical Examiner&#8217;s autopsy report lists the official cause of death as the &#8220;acute effects of ketamine,&#8221; with coronary artery disease and an opioid medication serving as contributing factors.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Medical Discrepancy:</span></strong><span> Forensic experts point out that ketamine typically clears the human bloodstream within a matter of hours, yet Perry&#8217;s last legal clinic infusion took place more than a week prior to his death.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Lethal Dose:</span></strong><span> The concentration of ketamine found in his blood tissue was astronomically high, matching the exact levels used for deep surgical anesthesia in a hospital operating room.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Criminal Shift:</span></strong><span> Because the drug could not have come from a doctor&#8217;s office, law enforcement officially reclassified the drowning as an active, underground drug trafficking and homicide investigation.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 5: The Trusted Assistant</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Phone Trail:</span></strong><span> Federal DEA agents and local LAPD cyber units seize Perry&#8217;s laptops and cell phones, uncovering thousands of encrypted text messages sent in the weeks leading up to the drowning.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Employee:</span></strong><span> Kenneth Iwamasa was Perry&#8217;s long-time, live-in personal assistant who was paid to manage the actor&#8217;s daily schedule, household, and personal affairs.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Orders:</span></strong><span> Text logs expose a dynamic where Perry ordered his assistant to secretly buy bulk quantities of the anesthetic, instructing him on how to secure bundles of cash to buy the liquid vials.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Confession:</span></strong><span> Iwamasa broke under interrogation and admitted to federal agents that he personally injected Perry with the drug multiple times a day, including three times on the day he died, despite having absolutely no medical training.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 6: The Corrupt Doctors</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Black Market:</span></strong><span> The assistant used digital channels to connect with licensed medical doctors who were willing to violate federal drug laws and their medical oaths for fast cash.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Perpetrators:</span></strong><span> Dr. Salvador Plasencia, a primary care physician, and Dr. Mark Chavez, who operated a commercial ketamine clinic, actively diverted the medication to sell to Perry.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Crucial Text:</span></strong><span> Investigation files revealed an incriminating text message sent by Dr. Plasencia to Dr. Chavez after learning of Perry&#8217;s interest, which read: </span><em><span>&#8220;I wonder how much this moron will pay. Let&#8217;s find out.&#8221;</span></em></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Extortion Prices:</span></strong><span> Financial records prove the doctors actively exploited the actor&#8217;s relapse, charging him an extortionate $2,000 cash per vial for liquid medication that cost the doctors only $12 to buy legally.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 7: The &#8220;Ketamine Queen&#8221;</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Pivot:</span></strong><span> The assistant was forced to find cheaper, higher-volume alternative street sources when the corrupt doctors&#8217; cash prices escalated beyond what Perry could easily access.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Distributor:</span></strong><span> Jasveen Sangha was a luxury-living socialite residing in a lavish North Hollywood home who operated as a high-society drug distributor known to elites as the &#8220;Ketamine Queen&#8221;.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Street Broker:</span></strong><span> Middleman Erik Fleming, a former filmmaker and mutual acquaintance, used his Hollywood connections to link Perry&#8217;s assistant directly with Sangha&#8217;s illicit operation.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Discovery:</span></strong><span> A federal search warrant raid on Sangha&#8217;s home uncovered a literal drug emporium, yielding thousands of methamphetamine pills, loose cocaine, scales, and a massive cache of wholesale liquid ketamine.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 8: The Final 72 Hours</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Timeline:</span></strong><span> Investigative logs trace the rapid acceleration of the drug conspiracy over the final three days of the actor&#8217;s life.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Massive Drop:</span></strong><span> Broker Erik Fleming drove to Sangha&#8217;s stash house, picked up a massive batch of 50 illicit ketamine vials, and delivered them directly to Perry&#8217;s assistant at the Pacific Palisades home.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Panic:</span></strong><span> Evidence shows that within minutes of the news of Perry&#8217;s drowning breaking on entertainment sites, Sangha texted Fleming an urgent order: &#8220;Delete all our messages&#8221;.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Cover-Up:</span></strong><span> Dr. Plasencia panics upon hearing of the death and scrambles to manually falsify his medical office&#8217;s patient logs and treatment profiles to conceal his off-the-books cash sales.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 9: Closing the Net</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Charges:</span></strong><span> Federal prosecutors filed a sweeping criminal indictment against the five core individuals for conspiring to distribute the lethal narcotics.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Inside Flips:</span></strong><span> The government flipped the network, securing immediate guilty plea deals from assistant Kenneth Iwamasa, middleman Erik Fleming, and Dr. Mark Chavez in exchange for their testimony.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Sentences:</span></strong><span> Assistant Kenneth Iwamasa is sentenced to 41 months in federal prison. Dr. Salvador Plasencia receives a 30-month prison sentence.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Main Source:</span></strong><span> Jasveen Sangha, the &#8220;Ketamine Queen,&#8221; is sentenced to 15 years in federal prison for her direct role in supplying the lethal batch.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 10: Systems of Exploitation</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Vulnerability Lesson:</span></strong><span> Wealthy individuals struggling with severe mental illness and substance dependencies are routinely targeted and enabled by underground predatory networks.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Legacy Response:</span></strong><span> Following his death, his family established the Matthew Perry Foundation, a charitable organization that funds affordable rehab access and support services for low-income addicts.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Final Balance:</span></strong><span> The case highlights the stark reality of the modern drug crisis, separating his iconic comedic television legacy from the tragic, systemic reality of his end.</span></p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[It Is True, Mr. Wisenburg. I Shoot Ropes. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[August 17th, the day Bill Clinton had to testify about his forbidden love. Episode 9 of Season 2. Ma cringes when she discovers love is not only messy, it's wet.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/it-is-true-mr-wisenburg-i-shoot-ropes</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/it-is-true-mr-wisenburg-i-shoot-ropes</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 13:37:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8ae5bcb7e70df44d37011d2185" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8ae5bcb7e70df44d37011d2185&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;It Is True, Mr. Wisenburg. I Shoot Ropes. Bill Clinton Testifies About Monica Lewinsky.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/2nsBTxO37cedbpKJRWd3PI&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/2nsBTxO37cedbpKJRWd3PI" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-qCFR5bIDQbg" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;qCFR5bIDQbg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qCFR5bIDQbg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>A lot of folks don&#8217;t realize they were in love. Sure, they pointed at a dress, but a black light revealed they were all over The Oval Office. They had to replace the desk becausae one of the edges had begun to warp. I mean, that girl was wet.<br></p><div><hr></div><blockquote><p><span>Segment 1: The August 17 Climax</span></p></blockquote><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Setting:</span></strong><span> August 17, 1998, in Washington, D.C. The city is overwhelmed by intense media presence as President Bill Clinton prepares for a historic legal hurdle.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Legal Stakes:</span></strong><span> For the first time in history, a sitting president is scheduled to give testimony before a federal grand jury as the specific target of an investigation into his personal conduct.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Anticipation:</span></strong><span> Sixty-seven million citizens are waiting for a scheduled 10:00 PM televised address from the Oval Office following the testimony.</span></p></li></ul><blockquote><p><span>Segment 2: The Intern&#8217;s Arrival (Summer 1995)</span></p></blockquote><ul><li><p><strong><span>Who is Monica Lewinsky:</span></strong><span> A 21-year-old recent college graduate from California who moves to Washington, D.C.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>Her Role:</span></strong><span> She secures a prestigious, unpaid internship in the White House office of Chief of Staff Leon Panetta.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Context:</span></strong><span> She initially works in the Old Executive Office Building handling basic clerical tasks like sorting mail, but she frequently observes the President at official functions, sparking a mutual, silent flirtation.</span></p></li></ul><blockquote><p><span>Segment 3: The Government Shutdown (November 1995)</span></p></blockquote><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Political Context:</span></strong><span> A bitter budget dispute between President Clinton and the Republican-led Congress causes a federal government shutdown.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Impact on Staffing:</span></strong><span> Non-essential White House staff members are furloughed and sent home, leaving unpaid interns like Lewinsky to work directly inside the West Wing to keep the executive branch running.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The First Encounter:</span></strong><span> On November 15, 1995, inside an largely empty West Wing, the casual flirtation escalates into their first private, intimate encounter.</span></p></li></ul><blockquote><p><span>Segment 4: The Secret West Wing Relationship (1995&#8211;1996)</span></p></blockquote><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Dynamics:</span></strong><span> Over the course of several months, the President and the intern carry out a series of highly secretive, sporadic encounters inside the Oval Office suite.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Exchange of Gifts:</span></strong><span> To keep the connection private, they exchange gifts; Lewinsky gives Clinton ties, while he gives her personal items, including a hat pin and a copy of the book </span><em><span>Leaves of Grass</span></em><span>.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Power Asymmetry:</span></strong><span> The relationship is defined by an extreme power imbalance, with encounters frequently interrupted by the literal business of the presidency, such as Clinton taking official calls from lawmakers mid-encounter.</span></p></li></ul><blockquote><p><span>Segment 5: The Pentagon Exile (April 1996)</span></p></blockquote><ul><li><p><strong><span>Staff Intervention:</span></strong><span> Senior White House aides notice that Lewinsky is spending an unusual amount of time hovering near the Oval Office after hours.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Transfer:</span></strong><span> Fearing a political scandal during a high-stakes presidential re-election year, aides abruptly remove Lewinsky from her White House job and transfer her to a public affairs role at the Pentagon.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Continued Contact:</span></strong><span> Though their physical proximity ends, the relationship transforms into emotional dependency, with the two staying in contact via late-night phone calls.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 6: The Confidante and the Tapes (1997)</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The New Friendship:</span></strong><span> Isolated at the Pentagon, Lewinsky becomes close friends with a coworker named Linda Tripp.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Shared Secret:</span></strong><span> Over several months, Lewinsky pours her heart out to Tripp, detailing her ongoing obsession and history with the President.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Betrayal:</span></strong><span> Skeptical of the situation and looking to protect herself, Tripp secretly attaches a recording device to her home phone, capturing hours of Lewinsky describing the intimate details of the affair.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 7: The Finger-Wagging Denial (January 1998)</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Leak:</span></strong><span> Linda Tripp hands the secret recordings over to federal investigators, and the story breaks in the national news, throwing the presidency into immediate crisis.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Public Stance:</span></strong><span> On January 26, 1998, standing alongside First Lady Hillary Clinton, President Clinton delivers a fierce public statement from the Roosevelt Room.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Nine Words:</span></strong><span> He looks into the camera, wags his finger, and states: </span><em><span>&#8220;I did not have sexual relations with that woman.&#8221;</span></em><span> This forces his entire administration to spend months aggressively defending a lie.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 8: The Forensic Turning Point (July 1998)</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Immunity Deal:</span></strong><span> Facing immense legal pressure and potential charges for lying under oath, Monica Lewinsky signs an absolute immunity agreement with prosecutors.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Physical Evidence:</span></strong><span> Lewinsky surrenders a specific blue dress from her closet that contains physical DNA evidence of the relationship.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Legal Trap:</span></strong><span> This forensic breakthrough instantly destroys the White House strategy of total denial, forcing the President&#8217;s legal team to advise him that he must change his story.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 9: Four Hours in the Map Room (August 17, 1998)</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Closed-Door Testimony:</span></strong><span> Clinton sits down in the White House Map Room before a closed-circuit camera to testify under oath to a grand jury sitting across town.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Questioning:</span></strong><span> For four grueling hours, federal prosecutors subject the President to deeply personal, explicit questioning regarding the mechanics of his encounters with Lewinsky.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Speechwriter Crisis:</span></strong><span> Upstairs in the West Wing, speechwriters spend the afternoon in fierce arguments, debating how much the President should confess and whether he should apologize or attack his political enemies in his upcoming address.</span></p></li></ul><p><span>Segment 10: The Admission and Historical Legacy</span></p><ul><li><p><strong><span>The Prime-Time Address:</span></strong><span> At 10:00 PM, Clinton addresses 67 million viewers, admitting the relationship was &#8220;not appropriate&#8221; and &#8220;wrong,&#8221; reversing his January denial.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Political Consequences:</span></strong><span> The speech fails to defuse the anger, leading directly to his historic impeachment by the House of Representatives later that year.</span></p></li><li><p><strong><span>The Modern Lens:</span></strong><span> Decades later, historical evaluation of the event has shifted from a debate over legalities and political survival to a modern discussion centered on workplace power dynamics, accountability, and consent.</span></p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1356084,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/211557286?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ig6q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c902e89-8473-4f72-b913-ae4d6cae456b_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p><br></p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gifting Trauma To Smart Kids. The Stanford Prison Experiment.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ma & I talk about the aniversary of the study in the basement, August 14th, 1971. This is season 2, episode 8 of Convos With Ma.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/gifting-trauma-to-smart-kids-the</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/gifting-trauma-to-smart-kids-the</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 13:09:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8abc0b515812b89ccdd9ecf0fd" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8abc0b515812b89ccdd9ecf0fd&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Gifting Trauma To Smart Kids. The Stanford Prison Experiment.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/47IUkPDEo0tacAoIBXTWph&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/47IUkPDEo0tacAoIBXTWph" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-DPV2jyBlaXw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;DPV2jyBlaXw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DPV2jyBlaXw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>By the end, Ma was really concerned with what the hell happened to the professor in charge. She was saying, &#8220;Let&#8217;s dox that piece of shit! I hate this guy!&#8221; And then she took a sip of her coffee. She&#8217;s 87, so I just waited a few minutes, and then she ran out of passion to kill a professor.</p><p>&#8220;He&#8217;s not very nice.&#8221;</p><div><hr></div><h1>Stanford Prison Experiment</h1><h3>1. <strong>August 14th, 1971: What Is the Stanford Prison Experiment?</strong></h3><ul><li><p>Stanford psychologist <strong>Philip Zimbardo</strong> creates a simulated prison in the basement of the university&#8217;s psychology building.</p></li><li><p>Twenty-four young men have been selected from more than 70 volunteers after psychological screening.</p></li><li><p>They are randomly assigned to be either <strong>prisoners or guards</strong>.</p></li><li><p>They are being paid <strong>$15 a day</strong>, which was a meaningful amount of money for college students in 1971.</p></li><li><p>The study is intended to examine whether behavior is primarily shaped by <strong>personality or situation</strong>.</p></li><li><p>The experiment is scheduled to last approximately two weeks. It will actually last <strong>six days</strong>.</p></li><li><p>The prisoners do not know that the following day, August 15th, some of them will be subjected to surprise mock arrests.</p></li></ul><h3>2. <strong>Why Would Anyone Volunteer for a Prison Experiment?</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The original newspaper advertisement described the study as research into <strong>&#8220;prison life&#8221;</strong> and offered $15 per day.</p></li><li><p>More than 70 people responded, giving researchers a surprisingly large pool from which to select participants.</p></li><li><p>The applicants were screened for psychological and physical health.</p></li><li><p>The final participants were considered relatively ordinary, healthy young men.</p></li><li><p>They were randomly assigned to their roles, which was important to Zimbardo&#8217;s argument that personality alone could not explain what happened.</p></li><li><p>There is an interesting question before the experiment even begins: <strong>Who volunteers to spend two weeks pretending to be in prison?</strong></p></li><li><p>The participants were not professional actors or people accustomed to prison environments. They were college students who thought they were signing up for a psychological study.</p></li></ul><h3>3. <strong>The Arrest</strong></h3><ul><li><p>On <strong>August 15th</strong>, the students assigned to be prisoners are unexpectedly arrested.</p></li><li><p>Palo Alto police officers cooperate with the researchers, and the arrests are made to resemble actual arrests.</p></li><li><p>The students are handcuffed, searched, taken to the police station, fingerprinted and photographed.</p></li><li><p>They are then transported to Stanford and processed into the simulated prison.</p></li><li><p>The researchers deliberately wanted to strip away the feeling that this was simply a game or classroom exercise.</p></li><li><p>The prisoners had volunteered for an experiment, but suddenly they were experiencing many of the rituals associated with actual incarceration.</p></li><li><p>The use of real police officers is also one of the early examples of how far Zimbardo was willing to go to make the experiment feel authentic.</p></li></ul><h3>4. <strong>The Guards</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The guards receive uniforms, wooden clubs, whistles and sunglasses, while the prisoners are given uniforms and identification numbers.</p></li><li><p>The guards are told that they have considerable control over the prisoners, although they are not supposed to physically harm them.</p></li><li><p>The guards behave differently from one another. Some are relatively passive, while others become much more aggressive.</p></li><li><p><strong>David Eshelman</strong>, one of the most aggressive guards, later said that he consciously developed a particularly harsh persona because he believed that was what the experiment required.</p></li><li><p>That detail is important because it complicates the famous interpretation that the situation simply transformed ordinary people into abusive authority figures.</p></li><li><p>The guards were not all behaving the same way, even though they were all placed in the same situation.</p></li></ul><h3>5. <strong>The Prisoners</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The prisoners respond differently as well. Some resist, some become withdrawn, and some experience significant emotional distress.</p></li><li><p><strong>Douglas Korpi</strong> has one of the most dramatic breakdowns in the experiment and is released early.</p></li><li><p>Korpi later disputed the interpretation of his breakdown, saying that he was trying to get himself released because he needed to get back to studying for an examination.</p></li><li><p>The prisoners also stage a rebellion early in the experiment, barricading themselves in their cells and refusing to cooperate.</p></li><li><p>The guards respond by attempting to regain control, turning the situation into an actual confrontation between the two groups.</p></li><li><p>The differences among the prisoners are just as interesting as the differences among the guards because they challenge the idea that everyone simply surrendered to their assigned role.</p></li></ul><h3>6. <strong>Zimbardo Becomes Part of the Experiment</strong></h3><ul><li><p>Zimbardo does something that is now one of the most heavily criticized aspects of the study: he becomes the <strong>superintendent of the prison</strong>.</p></li><li><p>He is therefore both the principal researcher and a participant in the institutional environment he is studying.</p></li><li><p>Rather than observing a prison from outside, he becomes invested in keeping the prison functioning.</p></li><li><p>Later critics argued that this made it difficult for him to remain objective about what was happening.</p></li><li><p>Zimbardo himself eventually acknowledged that he became deeply immersed in the situation and lost some perspective.</p></li><li><p>The question is not simply whether the guards were influenced by the situation. It is also whether <strong>the researchers were influenced by the situation they had created</strong>.</p></li></ul><h3>7. <strong>Christina Maslach and the Six-Day Experiment</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The study is designed to last roughly two weeks but is terminated after only six days.</p></li><li><p>Prisoners are experiencing significant psychological distress, while some guards have become increasingly aggressive and humiliating.</p></li><li><p><strong>Christina Maslach</strong>, a psychologist who visits the prison, is reportedly shocked by what she sees.</p></li><li><p>She challenges Zimbardo about the morality of continuing the experiment.</p></li><li><p>Zimbardo later identified her reaction as an important moment in his realization that the experiment had gone too far.</p></li><li><p>The study officially ends on <strong>August 20th, 1971</strong>.</p></li><li><p>The fact that the experiment ended eight days early is central to the story. The researchers weren&#8217;t looking at a theoretical possibility anymore. They were dealing with actual people becoming distressed in front of them.</p></li></ul><h3>8. <strong>What Were the Researchers Actually Telling the Guards?</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The classic version of the Stanford Prison Experiment suggests that the guards spontaneously became abusive simply because they were given power.</p></li><li><p>Later researchers examined the surviving recordings, documents and interviews and found evidence that the research team gave guards instructions about maintaining control and creating feelings of powerlessness.</p></li><li><p>In one recorded briefing, guards were told they could create boredom, frustration and fear, although Zimbardo has strongly disputed the characterization that he instructed them to be cruel.</p></li><li><p>This distinction matters enormously to the scientific interpretation.</p></li><li><p>If the guards were simply given power and independently became cruel, that supports one conclusion.</p></li><li><p>If they were given expectations about how prison guards should behave and then acted accordingly, that supports a very different conclusion.</p></li><li><p><strong>Thibault Le Texier&#8217;s 2019 research</strong> was particularly influential in bringing these questions back into the discussion.</p></li></ul><h3>9. <strong>How the Stanford Prison Experiment Became a Legend</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The experiment became one of the most famous studies in psychology and was repeatedly presented as evidence that ordinary people can become abusive when placed in powerful institutional roles.</p></li><li><p>The basic story is incredibly memorable: <strong>good people, bad situation, terrible behavior</strong>.</p></li><li><p>It appeared in psychology textbooks and became part of popular discussions about prisons, military organizations, policing, authority and institutional abuse.</p></li><li><p>Zimbardo became a major public figure partly because of the experiment and spent decades explaining and defending its significance.</p></li><li><p>But the famous version became considerably simpler than the actual history.</p></li><li><p>Later criticism did not merely question individual details. It challenged whether the experiment actually demonstrated the sweeping conclusion that became attached to it.</p></li><li><p>The experiment therefore became famous not only for what happened in the basement, but for the way a complicated scientific study was transformed into a very simple story about human nature.</p></li></ul><h3>10. <strong>So What Did the Stanford Prison Experiment Actually Prove?</strong></h3><ul><li><p>The experiment unquestionably demonstrated that a group of young people placed into a highly artificial prison environment could produce intense conflict, distress and differences in behavior within a very short period.</p></li><li><p>What remains controversial is <strong>why</strong> that happened.</p></li><li><p>Zimbardo&#8217;s interpretation emphasized the power of situations, authority and institutional roles.</p></li><li><p>Later researchers have argued that participant expectations, researcher instructions and Zimbardo&#8217;s own involvement played a much larger role than the classic account acknowledged.</p></li><li><p>The study also became an important example of the problems that can arise when researchers become too involved with their subjects and when a compelling result begins to acquire a life of its own.</p></li><li><p>There is a legitimate distinction between saying <strong>&#8220;the experiment was flawed&#8221;</strong> and saying <strong>&#8220;nothing interesting happened.&#8221;</strong> Those aren&#8217;t the same claim.</p></li><li><p>More than half a century later, the Stanford Prison Experiment remains fascinating precisely because the argument has shifted from <strong>&#8220;Can ordinary people become monsters?&#8221;</strong> to a much more complicated question: <strong>&#8220;When people behave differently under pressure, how do we figure out what actually caused the change?&#8221;</strong></p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tweeking Dorothy & The Burning Who Hahs. The Making of The Wizard of Oz.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Season 2, episode 7! Join Ma & I as we discuss the terrible happenings of this beloved production.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/tweeking-dorothy-and-the-burning</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/tweeking-dorothy-and-the-burning</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 14:10:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a502f5dec8baec8623d9c5351" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a502f5dec8baec8623d9c5351&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Tweeking Dorothy &amp; The Burning Who Hahs. The Making of The Wizard of Oz.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/01zeo09xUVUuiUZNmgRttt&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/01zeo09xUVUuiUZNmgRttt" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-snEqcW31dyM" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;snEqcW31dyM&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/snEqcW31dyM?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h3>1. The Original Tin Man&#8217;s Near-Fatal Makeup Poisoning</h3><ul><li><p>Buddy Ebsen was originally cast as the Tin Man and was coated with aluminum powder to create the character&#8217;s metallic appearance. The powder was inhaled during filming and entered his lungs, causing a severe respiratory reaction that eventually required hospitalization and an oxygen tent.</p></li><li><p>Ebsen was absent from production for weeks while recovering, and MGM ultimately replaced him with Jack Haley. The studio changed the makeup to a liquid or paste-based aluminum preparation, although Haley still experienced significant eye irritation during production.</p></li><li><p><strong>The incident exposed how little attention was being paid to occupational safety when unusual makeup materials were introduced.</strong> The visual effect was treated as a production necessity before its potential respiratory hazards had been properly evaluated.</p></li><li><p><strong>Ebsen&#8217;s replacement also illustrates how the studio system could absorb a serious workplace injury without fundamentally changing its production practices.</strong> Rather than stopping production to investigate broader safety procedures, MGM largely solved the immediate problem by changing the performer and the makeup formula.</p></li></ul><h3>2. Margaret Hamilton&#8217;s On-Set Burns</h3><ul><li><p>Margaret Hamilton suffered serious burns while filming the Wicked Witch&#8217;s disappearance from Munchkinland. A pyrotechnic effect associated with her trapdoor exit detonated prematurely, catching her face and hand in the blast.</p></li><li><p>Her green makeup made the injury particularly difficult to treat because the copper-based makeup had to be carefully removed from her damaged skin. Hamilton was hospitalized and remained away from the production for approximately six weeks.</p></li><li><p><strong>Hamilton later returned to the production with understandable concerns about performing additional fire effects.</strong> Her experience demonstrated that even relatively brief shots could involve considerable physical danger when pyrotechnics and practical effects were performed in close proximity to actors.</p></li><li><p><strong>The accident also forced MGM to modify how Hamilton&#8217;s remaining dangerous scenes were filmed.</strong> Stand-ins and carefully controlled setups were increasingly used for sequences involving flames, smoke, explosions, and other effects.</p></li></ul><h3>3. Betty Danko&#8217;s Broomstick Explosion</h3><ul><li><p>Betty Danko, Margaret Hamilton&#8217;s stunt double, was seriously injured while performing one of the Witch&#8217;s broomstick effects. A pyrotechnic mechanism beneath the broom malfunctioned and exploded, throwing Danko from the apparatus.</p></li><li><p>The accident caused severe burns to her leg and resulted in hospitalization. Danko was left with permanent scarring, making her injury one of the production&#8217;s clearest examples of the risks assumed by stunt performers.</p></li><li><p><strong>The incident was especially significant because it involved a different performer being injured by essentially the same philosophy of practical-effects filmmaking.</strong> The production&#8217;s desire to create convincing physical effects repeatedly placed performers directly into hazardous mechanical and pyrotechnic setups.</p></li><li><p><strong>Danko&#8217;s injuries also highlight the unequal risks faced by stunt doubles.</strong> They performed many of the physically dangerous actions that audiences associated with the stars, often without receiving comparable recognition for the risks involved.</p></li></ul><h3>4. Hazardous Materials Everywhere: Aluminum, Copper Makeup, Asbestos</h3><ul><li><p>The production used materials that would be regarded very differently under modern occupational-safety standards. Aluminum powder, metallic makeup compounds, adhesives, dyes, solvents, and other chemicals were handled repeatedly under hot studio conditions.</p></li><li><p>Asbestos has also become closely associated with the production, particularly the Scarecrow&#8217;s fireproofing and the alleged snow used in the poppy-field sequence. The exact composition of the artificial snow has been debated, with some historical accounts identifying asbestos while other accounts have suggested alternative materials such as gypsum.</p></li><li><p><strong>The danger was not limited to a single notorious accident.</strong> Performers could spend hours covered in makeup, costumes, powders, and other materials while working beneath extremely powerful studio lighting.</p></li><li><p><strong>The production reflects a broader problem of the era in which materials were often evaluated primarily for whether they worked on camera.</strong> Their long-term health effects were frequently secondary or simply unknown to the people using them.</p></li></ul><h3>5. Extreme Heat and Physically Punishing Costumes</h3><ul><li><p>MGM&#8217;s Technicolor process required extraordinarily intense lighting, producing temperatures on the soundstages that could become oppressive. Performers and crew members reportedly struggled with heat, while heavy costumes and makeup made cooling down particularly difficult.</p></li><li><p>Bert Lahr&#8217;s Cowardly Lion costume was constructed from real animal material and was exceptionally heavy and cumbersome. The costume made ordinary activities such as sitting down, eating, and resting difficult, and drying it after filming could require substantial equipment and time.</p></li><li><p><strong>Ray Bolger&#8217;s Scarecrow makeup and mask created its own physical problems.</strong> The rigid construction could leave impressions and marks on his face, while the repeated application and removal of makeup added another layer of discomfort to long shooting days.</p></li><li><p><strong>The Winkie guards and other background performers faced similar problems with heat and restrictive costumes.</strong> Their experience illustrates how the production&#8217;s physical demands extended well beyond the principal cast.</p></li></ul><h3>6. Winged-Monkey Wire Failures</h3><ul><li><p>The flying sequences involving the Winged Monkeys relied on practical rigging and wires rather than modern digital effects. Performers were suspended above the stage and moved through the air using mechanical systems that had significant potential for failure.</p></li><li><p>Reports of wires or piano-wire rigging breaking created serious risks for the actors involved. A malfunction could turn a carefully choreographed flying shot into an uncontrolled fall, potentially causing significant injuries.</p></li><li><p><strong>These sequences demonstrate another recurring feature of the production: performers themselves were often part of the special effect.</strong> Instead of separating actors from dangerous equipment through digital compositing, the production frequently placed them directly inside the mechanism creating the illusion.</p></li><li><p><strong>The technology was impressive for its time but lacked many of the redundancy and safety systems expected in modern stunt work.</strong> A broken cable or mechanical failure could therefore have consequences far beyond ruining a take.</p></li></ul><h3>7. Fully Filmed &#8220;The Jitterbug&#8221; Cut + &#8220;Over the Rainbow&#8221; Nearly Cut</h3><ul><li><p>&#8220;The Jitterbug&#8221; was a major musical sequence that was completely filmed and reportedly represented a substantial investment in choreography, costumes, sets, and production time. MGM ultimately removed it from the finished picture because the studio felt it disrupted the film&#8217;s pacing.</p></li><li><p>&#8220;Over the Rainbow&#8221; faced a different kind of threat. Studio executives reportedly worried that the melancholy song was too sophisticated or slow for the early part of a children&#8217;s fantasy film, and the sequence came close to being removed before being restored.</p></li><li><p><strong>The removal of &#8220;The Jitterbug&#8221; demonstrates how much finished material could disappear during the final editing process.</strong> A sequence could be fully staged and photographed yet still be considered expendable if executives believed it weakened the overall structure.</p></li><li><p><strong>The survival of &#8220;Over the Rainbow&#8221; proved enormously consequential for the film&#8217;s legacy.</strong> Had it been removed, one of the most recognizable songs in American popular culture would never have become inseparable from Judy Garland and <em>The Wizard of Oz</em>.</p></li></ul><h3>8. Judy Garland&#8217;s Studio-Prescribed Stimulants and Sedatives</h3><ul><li><p>Judy Garland was only 16 during much of the production, yet MGM placed her within a demanding studio system that tightly controlled her schedule, appearance, diet, and working habits. Long hours and pressure to maintain a youthful appearance placed enormous demands on her.</p></li><li><p>Garland was given stimulants to help maintain energy during demanding production schedules and sedatives to help her sleep afterward. This pattern was not unique to Garland and reflected a wider culture within Hollywood at the time.</p></li><li><p><strong>The practice blurred the boundary between an actor&#8217;s personal health and the studio&#8217;s production requirements.</strong> Medication could effectively be used to keep performers working according to schedules that their bodies could not naturally sustain.</p></li><li><p><strong>Garland&#8217;s later struggles with substance dependence and her health have made these practices particularly disturbing in retrospect.</strong> What was normalized as part of the Hollywood studio system had consequences that extended far beyond the production of a single movie.</p></li></ul><h3>9. Massive Budget Overrun</h3><ul><li><p><em>The Wizard of Oz</em> became an extraordinarily expensive undertaking for MGM. The final production cost reached approximately $2.77 million, substantially above its original budget and making it one of the studio&#8217;s most expensive films at the time.</p></li><li><p>The escalating costs came from extensive reshoots, elaborate sets, special effects, Technicolor photography, costume changes, cast replacements, and the sheer complexity of creating the film&#8217;s fantasy world.</p></li><li><p><strong>The movie required multiple directors and extensive production adjustments, further complicating MGM&#8217;s ability to control costs.</strong> Scenes were repeatedly revised, reshot, or replaced as the studio searched for the right tone and visual style.</p></li><li><p><strong>Marketing and distribution added further expense after production was completed.</strong> The enormous investment meant that the film needed significant commercial success simply to justify the resources MGM had committed to it.</p></li></ul><h3>10. Initial Box-Office Disappointment</h3><ul><li><p>Despite its enormous production cost, <em>The Wizard of Oz</em> did not immediately become the financial triumph its later reputation might suggest. Its first theatrical release reportedly generated a loss of roughly $1.1 million to $1.145 million for MGM.</p></li><li><p>Several factors contributed to the disappointing initial return, including the film&#8217;s unusually high production cost, expensive Technicolor prints, advertising expenses, and the fact that many of its intended young viewers paid cheaper children&#8217;s admission prices.</p></li><li><p><strong>The film&#8217;s reputation grew substantially through subsequent theatrical re-releases.</strong> Rather than disappearing after its original run, it repeatedly returned to cinemas and found new generations of viewers.</p></li><li><p><strong>Television ultimately transformed the movie&#8217;s cultural and financial position.</strong> Beginning with its regular presence on network television in the 1950s, <em>The Wizard of Oz</em> became a recurring family event, allowing audiences who had never seen its original theatrical release to discover it.</p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fetchin' Souls For A Satanic Dog, The Capture of The Son of Sam.]]></title><description><![CDATA[August 10th, 1977, The Son of Sam is caught. Convos With Ma has a go Berkowitz.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/fetchin-souls-for-a-satanic-dog-the</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/fetchin-souls-for-a-satanic-dog-the</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 14:28:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a6b42473f0f5636cdb4134b0c" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a6b42473f0f5636cdb4134b0c&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Fetchin' Souls For A Satanic Dog, The Capture of The Son of Sam.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/6YUDhaXan1V0ADVL4556A6&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/6YUDhaXan1V0ADVL4556A6" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-Rvw7TpLhh1o" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;Rvw7TpLhh1o&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Rvw7TpLhh1o?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>We got the dates mixed up a little. Sonny was caught today, August 10th. We were tricked by our assistant by quoting it as July 31st, which was the final murder of Berkowitz. Our bad. It doesn&#8217;t lessen the episode.</p><p>Also, Ma went off on a side tangent at the end of the episode, which was edited out by her request. Hilareous and cynical, it was. But, as she softened her outlook by the afternoon hours, she said, &#8220;Get rid od that end part.&#8221; Done.</p><p>Enjoy the episode!<br>1. The Historical Event: The Son of Sam Is Caught</p><div><hr></div><h2>1. The Historical Event: The Son of Sam Is Caught</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong> On July 31, 1977, New York City police arrested <strong>David Berkowitz</strong>, a 24-year-old postal worker, outside his apartment in Yonkers, New York. His arrest ended a year-long killing spree and one of the most intense manhunts in New York City history.</p><p>Between July 1976 and July 1977, Berkowitz shot <strong>13 people</strong>, killing six. His victims were often young people sitting in or near parked cars, and he attacked without an obvious personal connection to them. That randomness terrified New Yorkers.</p><p>The killer became known as <strong>&#8220;Son of Sam&#8221;</strong> because he claimed that a neighbor&#8217;s dog, possessed by a demon named Sam, had ordered him to kill. He also sent bizarre letters to police and newspapers, taunting investigators and turning the case into a media circus.</p><p>The break came after a shooting in Brooklyn on July 31, 1977. Police discovered that the killer&#8217;s car had received a parking ticket near the scene. Investigators traced the vehicle to Berkowitz.</p><p>Police went to his Yonkers apartment. Berkowitz was arrested as he emerged from the building, carrying a .44-caliber revolver.</p><p><strong>The big narrative question:</strong> How did one guy manage to terrorize New York City for a year, leave behind clues, communicate with the police, and still remain at large?</p><div><hr></div><h2>2. Welcome to 1970s New York, Where Everyone Is Already Freaking Out</h2><p>Before getting into Berkowitz, establish the city he was hunting in.</p><p>New York in the late 1970s was dealing with crime, fiscal problems, blackouts, crumbling infrastructure, and a general sense that the city was coming apart at the seams. Then somebody starts randomly shooting people in parked cars.</p><p>There was no internet, no smartphones, no social media alerts. Information moved through television, newspapers, radio, and word of mouth.</p><p>That matters enormously.</p><p>Imagine hearing that a killer is somewhere in New York, targeting apparently random couples, and the police cannot tell you where he will strike next.</p><p>Then imagine having to wait until tomorrow&#8217;s newspaper to find out what happened.</p><p><strong>Podcast angle:</strong> The city itself becomes a character. New York is not merely the setting. It is an increasingly paranoid participant in the story.</p><div><hr></div><h2>3. Who the Hell Was Son of Sam?</h2><p>Now introduce Berkowitz properly.</p><p>David Berkowitz was born in 1953 and adopted as an infant. He grew up in the Bronx and later moved to Yonkers. He served briefly in the U.S. Army and eventually worked as a postal employee.</p><p>He was socially isolated and had a history of emotional and behavioral problems. In 1975, he began committing arson, setting dozens of fires.</p><p>Then came the shootings.</p><p>His first known attack occurred in July 1976, when he shot two teenage girls in the Bronx, killing one. Over the following year, he continued attacking people, eventually killing six and wounding seven.</p><p>But Berkowitz did not simply shoot people.</p><p>He created a persona.</p><p><strong>Son of Sam</strong> sounded less like a human being and more like some supernatural entity stalking New York.</p><p>That was extremely useful for generating terror.</p><div><hr></div><h2>4. The Letters: Congratulations, You Are Now in a Conversation With the Killer</h2><p>This is where the story gets wonderfully weird.</p><p>Berkowitz sent letters to police and newspapers mocking investigators and describing himself as &#8220;Son of Sam.&#8221; One particularly famous letter was addressed to New York Daily News columnist Jimmy Breslin.</p><p>The letters turned the investigation into a public performance.</p><p>Suddenly, the killer was not just committing crimes. He was communicating with the city.</p><p>The press eagerly covered the messages, and the nickname &#8220;Son of Sam&#8221; became nationally famous.</p><p>You can explore the uncomfortable question here:</p><p><strong>When a murderer deliberately creates a media persona, how much does the press accidentally help him build it?</strong></p><p>The newspapers needed the story. The killer wanted attention. The police wanted information. The public wanted answers.</p><p>Everyone was feeding the same machine.</p><div><hr></div><h2>5. New York Goes Full Detective Mode</h2><p>This is your crowd-participation segment.</p><p>Once the shootings became a major story, ordinary New Yorkers began looking for the killer themselves.</p><p>People reported suspicious cars. They called police with tips. Rumors spread. People speculated about what the killer looked like and who he might be.</p><p>Police investigators were drowning in information.</p><p>And there is a delicious historical lesson here:</p><p><strong>Having too many clues can be almost as bad as having none.</strong></p><p>Thousands of tips had to be investigated. Detectives were trying to determine which details mattered and which were simply frightened New Yorkers seeing monsters everywhere.</p><p>You can talk about how modern audiences tend to imagine police investigations as neat chains of evidence.</p><p>Real investigations are often more like dumping 10,000 puzzle pieces onto the floor and discovering that 9,700 belong to different puzzles.</p><div><hr></div><h2>6. The Parking Ticket That Helped Catch Him</h2><p>This should be the &#8220;wait, that&#8217;s what finally cracked it?&#8221; segment.</p><p>After Berkowitz&#8217;s final shooting on July 31, investigators discovered that a witness had seen a suspicious yellow Ford Galaxie near the scene.</p><p>More importantly, the car had been ticketed for a parking violation.</p><p>That mundane little piece of bureaucracy suddenly became extremely important.</p><p>Investigators traced the ticket and identified the vehicle&#8217;s owner, Berkowitz.</p><p>Police connected him to the case and moved quickly.</p><p>The irony is fantastic:</p><p>After months of manhunts, psychological profiles, frantic tips, newspaper coverage, and nationwide fear, one of the crucial breadcrumbs was essentially:</p><p><strong>&#8220;This guy parked badly.&#8221;</strong></p><p>That gives you a fun opportunity to contrast cinematic detective work with the boring administrative details that can actually solve crimes.</p><div><hr></div><h2>7. The Arrest: And Then There Was Just... David?</h2><p>Police arrested Berkowitz outside his Yonkers apartment on July 31.</p><p>According to accounts of the arrest, he was found with a .44-caliber revolver and reportedly did not put up a significant struggle.</p><p>And this creates an important psychological whiplash for the audience.</p><p>For months, New Yorkers had imagined <strong>Son of Sam</strong> as this almost mythological monster.</p><p>Then police caught him.</p><p>He wasn&#8217;t a demon.</p><p>He wasn&#8217;t a shadowy mastermind.</p><p>He was a 24-year-old man standing outside an apartment building.</p><p>That transition from terrifying legend to ordinary human being is one of the most interesting parts of the story.</p><p><strong>Podcast question:</strong> What happens to a monster story when you finally put a face on the monster?</p><div><hr></div><h2>8. Wait, What About the Demon Dog?</h2><p>Now go into the strangest part.</p><p>Berkowitz told investigators that his neighbor&#8217;s black Labrador retriever, owned by a man named Sam Carr, was possessed by a demon and had commanded him to kill.</p><p>Hence &#8220;Son of Sam.&#8221;</p><p>This immediately became one of the most famous bizarre elements of the case.</p><p>But this is where the podcast can become more sophisticated than simply laughing at the story.</p><p>Was Berkowitz genuinely experiencing delusions? Was the demon story an excuse? Was it partly theatrical? How did his mental state interact with his desire for notoriety?</p><p>And later, Berkowitz changed parts of his story and eventually acknowledged that the &#8220;demonic dog&#8221; explanation was not the whole truth.</p><p>That gives you a larger question:</p><p><strong>How much of a serial killer&#8217;s mythology comes from the killer, and how much comes from everyone else trying to explain him?</strong></p><div><hr></div><h2>9. The Son of Sam Law, Because Apparently We Needed to Debate Whether Murderers Get Royalties</h2><p>Now jump from the killer to the aftermath.</p><p>Berkowitz became internationally notorious almost overnight. There was concern that criminals could potentially profit from selling their stories to publishers, filmmakers, or others.</p><p>New York responded with legislation commonly known as the <strong>Son of Sam law</strong>, designed to prevent criminals from profiting from the publicity surrounding their crimes.</p><p>And suddenly the story isn&#8217;t just about murder.</p><p>It&#8217;s about:</p><ul><li><p>freedom of speech</p></li><li><p>victims&#8217; rights</p></li><li><p>sensationalism</p></li><li><p>true crime</p></li><li><p>celebrity</p></li><li><p>the economics of notoriety</p></li></ul><p>This is a fantastic bridge to modern true crime.</p><p>Because today we live in a world where a notorious criminal can become the subject of documentaries, podcasts, books, television series, interviews, and endless online discussion.</p><p>The Son of Sam case was an early warning that <strong>fame itself can become part of the punishment, the reward, and the problem.</strong></p><div><hr></div><h2>10. The Final Twist: What Did We Actually Capture?</h2><p>End by stepping back from the arrest.</p><p>The police caught David Berkowitz. He confessed to the shootings and was sentenced to six consecutive 25-years-to-life terms.</p><p>But the larger story is about something harder to capture: <strong>fear.</strong></p><p>For a year, New Yorkers did not know where the next attack would happen. A city of millions became obsessed with a killer who seemed able to strike randomly.</p><p>Berkowitz&#8217;s capture restored a sense of order.</p><p>But the story also demonstrated how quickly a person can become a legend, how fear can distort perception, and how media attention can transform a criminal case into a cultural phenomenon.</p><p>And there is a particularly good closing thought for an irreverent podcast:</p><p><strong>The Son of Sam manhunt ended when police arrested a guy because somebody noticed he had gotten a parking ticket.</strong></p><p>After all the demonic dogs, threatening letters, terrified teenagers, newspaper hysteria, police sketches, thousands of tips, and one of the biggest manhunts in New York history, bureaucracy quietly helped close the case.</p><p><strong>The city was looking for a monster.</strong></p><p><strong>It found a guy with a gun and a bad parking habit.</strong></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png" width="1456" height="1456" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:8623538,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/210608871?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VR8O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4dc8f88f-68cb-41b9-8b4f-e309df4ed814_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Day The Nerds Took Over. The Launch of Explorer 6, August 7th, 1959.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Season 2, Episode 5. Ma and I discuss how a grapefruit sized satelite opened the gates for the nerds to flood in. Available wherever you podcast. www.convoswithma.com]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/the-day-the-nerds-took-over-the-launch</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/the-day-the-nerds-took-over-the-launch</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 14:21:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/2qzqpOSkC00" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a45ae6b54759e43b363a33bcb&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;The Day The Nerds Took Over. The Launch of Explorer 6, August 7th, 1959.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/3OSisFTV8hav5pYK867a9V&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/3OSisFTV8hav5pYK867a9V" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-2qzqpOSkC00" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;2qzqpOSkC00&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/2qzqpOSkC00?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>We talk some shit about this grapefruit sized piece of metal and how it allowed the pocket protector people of the world to slowly take over society. Here are the ten segments of today&#8217;s show.</p><h2>1. The Launch That Happened in the Shadow of Sputnik</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong><br>Explorer 6 launched from Cape Canaveral as an American scientific satellite designed to study space and Earth. It was small, but it represented something much bigger: America trying to catch up in the Space Race.</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>The Soviet Union shocked the world in 1957 when it launched Sputnik, the first artificial satellite. Americans were not just impressed; many were terrified. If the Soviets could launch a satellite, could they also launch nuclear weapons farther and faster?</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Why did a metal ball with a radio transmitter create such panic?</p></li><li><p>Was the Space Race really about science, or was it about national pride and military power?</p></li><li><p>Why did Americans suddenly view space as a battlefield?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>2. Why Didn&#8217;t the Military Run the Space Program?</h2><p><strong>The question:</strong><br>If rockets were connected to missiles and national security, why did the United States create NASA, a civilian agency?</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>Before NASA existed, different branches of the military were competing in space research. The Army, Navy, and Air Force all had their own projects. After Sputnik, President Eisenhower decided America needed a coordinated effort.</p><p>NASA was created in 1958 as a civilian organization focused on exploration and science, while the military continued developing space technology for defense.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Was NASA created to keep space from becoming only a weapons race?</p></li><li><p>Was it a public relations move to show America was exploring peacefully?</p></li><li><p>Is space exploration ever truly separate from military interests?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>3. The Cold War Wasn&#8217;t Just Political: Americans Really Hated the Soviets</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong><br>The Space Race took place during an era of intense distrust between the United States and Soviet Union.</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>Many Americans viewed communism as a direct threat to democracy and freedom. The Soviet Union was not just a rival country; it represented an opposing ideology. This created fear, suspicion, and sometimes extreme reactions.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>How much of the Space Race was fueled by genuine scientific curiosity versus fear?</p></li><li><p>Why did beating the Soviets become a national obsession?</p></li><li><p>How did propaganda shape how Americans viewed space achievements?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>4. The Strange Reality: In 1959, We Barely Understood Our Own Planet</h2><p><strong>The question:</strong><br>How could humans launch satellites but still not fully understand Earth?</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>Before satellites, scientists had limited ways to study Earth as a complete system. Weather observations came mostly from ground stations, ships, and airplanes. Scientists knew about storms, oceans, and atmosphere, but they lacked a global view.</p><p>Explorer 6 helped change that by looking down at Earth from orbit.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>What did we not know about weather patterns before satellites?</p></li><li><p>How can seeing the whole planet change scientific thinking?</p></li><li><p>Why did humanity need to leave Earth to better understand Earth?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>5. The First Glimpse of Earth From Above</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong><br>Explorer 6 carried a primitive television scanner that helped create one of the earliest images of Earth from space.</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>The image was not the beautiful &#8220;Blue Marble&#8221; photograph people know today. It was grainy and crude. But the concept was revolutionary: humans could finally see their entire planet from the outside.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Why are images of Earth from space so emotionally powerful?</p></li><li><p>Did these images help create modern environmental awareness?</p></li><li><p>Does seeing Earth as one object change how we think about borders and nations?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>6. The Invisible Dangers Above Us: Cosmic Rays and Radiation</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong><br>Explorer 6 studied cosmic rays and Earth&#8217;s magnetic environment.</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>Space is not empty. It is filled with radiation and particles that can damage equipment and threaten astronauts. Earth&#8217;s magnetic field acts like a protective shield.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>How much did scientists actually know about space dangers in 1959?</p></li><li><p>Why did early astronauts essentially become test subjects?</p></li><li><p>Are humans naturally built for space?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>7. Satellites Changed Everything: Weather, Communication, and Daily Life</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong><br>Explorer 6 helped prove that satellites could be useful scientific tools.</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>Today, satellites help with weather forecasts, GPS, television, internet communication, agriculture, and disaster tracking. In 1959, none of this existed.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Could modern society function without satellites?</p></li><li><p>Do people underestimate how dependent we are on space technology?</p></li><li><p>Was the satellite revolution one of the biggest technological changes in human history?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>8. The Dark Side of Space: Are We Filling Orbit With Junk?</h2><p><strong>The question:</strong><br>Can humans actually ruin space?</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>Thousands of satellites now orbit Earth, along with countless pieces of debris from old rockets and broken equipment. Scientists worry about a possible &#8220;Kessler Syndrome,&#8221; where collisions create more debris, which creates more collisions.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Are we repeating our environmental mistakes in space?</p></li><li><p>Who owns space, and who is responsible for cleaning it up?</p></li><li><p>Could humanity eventually make parts of orbit unusable?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>9. The Space Race Created a Technological Explosion</h2><p><strong>What happened:</strong><br>The competition with the Soviet Union pushed enormous investment into science and engineering.</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>The Space Race helped accelerate advances in computers, materials, communications, and engineering.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Was spending billions on space worth it?</p></li><li><p>Do expensive government projects create unexpected benefits?</p></li><li><p>Would technology have advanced as quickly without the Cold War?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>10. Explorer 6 and the Moment Humanity Started Looking Back at Itself</h2><p><strong>The bigger question:</strong><br>Explorer 6 was not a Moon landing. It was not a famous astronaut mission. Why does it matter?</p><p><strong>Context to understand:</strong><br>It represented a major change: humans were no longer trapped on the surface of Earth. We had begun observing our planet from outside.</p><p><strong>Discussion ideas:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Did space exploration make humanity more united or more divided?</p></li><li><p>Is exploring space a luxury or part of human nature?</p></li><li><p>If we can see Earth as a fragile object floating in darkness, should that change how we treat it?</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png" width="1456" height="1456" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:9948170,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/210226969?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!95mt!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c1a217a-eec2-4039-8e7a-777598b96a21_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy Conspiracy, Mr. President. The Probable Suicide of Marilyn Monroe.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A ten topic dive on the anniversary of Marilyn Monroe's death, August 5th, 1962.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/happy-conspiracy-mr-president-the</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/happy-conspiracy-mr-president-the</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 13:59:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a8727b7cd5b42b6529f016630" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a8727b7cd5b42b6529f016630&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Happy Conspiracy, Mr. President. The Probable Suicide of Marilyn Monroe.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/5C0c3yfbdFkyyYNgatKBcr&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/5C0c3yfbdFkyyYNgatKBcr" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div id="youtube2-tdcZ6Nkmzyg" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;tdcZ6Nkmzyg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tdcZ6Nkmzyg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h1>Marilyn Monroe - August 5, 1962</h1><h2>Segment 1 - The Discovery</h2><p><strong>The official story begins.</strong></p><ul><li><p>August 5, 1962: Marilyn Monroe is found dead in her Brentwood, California home at age 36.</p></li><li><p>Around 3 a.m., housekeeper Eunice Murray notices a light under Marilyn&#8217;s bedroom door. She knocks, but gets no response. The door is locked.</p></li><li><p>Murray calls Marilyn&#8217;s psychiatrist, Dr. Ralph Greenson, who lives nearby. He breaks a window to enter the bedroom.</p></li><li><p>Marilyn is found face down on her bed, nude, with a telephone nearby. Empty prescription pill bottles are found in the room.</p></li><li><p>The Los Angeles Police Department rules her death a probable suicide caused by an overdose of sleeping pills.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> The official explanation seems straightforward, but the final 24 hours raise plenty of questions.</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 2 - The Last Day</h2><p><strong>What happened in Marilyn&#8217;s final hours?</strong></p><ul><li><p>Earlier that day, Marilyn accepts delivery of a bedside table and citrus trees for her home, hardly the actions of someone putting their affairs in order.</p></li><li><p>She reportedly argues with her friend and publicist, Pat Newcomb. Some say it was about Marilyn&#8217;s health, while others believe it involved Newcomb&#8217;s connections to the Kennedy family.</p></li><li><p>Around 7 p.m., former stepson Joe DiMaggio Jr. calls and later says Marilyn sounded cheerful and upbeat.</p></li><li><p>About 30 minutes later, actor Peter Lawford calls to invite her to dinner. He says her speech is slurred and difficult to understand.</p></li><li><p>Before hanging up, Marilyn reportedly says, &#8220;Say goodbye to Pat, say goodbye to the President, and say goodbye to yourself, because you&#8217;re a nice guy.&#8221;</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> Was this simply the effect of medication, or something more significant?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 3 - Everything Was Falling Apart</h2><p><strong>Her personal and professional life had become increasingly unstable.</strong></p><ul><li><p>Just weeks before her death, 20th Century Fox fires Marilyn from <em>Something&#8217;s Got to Give</em> because of repeated absences from filming.</p></li><li><p>The studio points to chronic lateness and illness, while others blame her growing dependence on prescription medication.</p></li><li><p>Losing the role is a public embarrassment for the world&#8217;s biggest movie star and creates uncertainty about her future.</p></li><li><p>Marilyn had also become increasingly isolated, relying heavily on doctors, psychiatrists, and close friends.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> How much pressure can one person absorb before everything begins to unravel?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 4 - The Kennedy Question</h2><p><strong>The connection everyone has heard about.</strong></p><ul><li><p>Marilyn had documented relationships with both President John F. Kennedy and his brother, Robert Kennedy.</p></li><li><p>Peter Lawford, the man who spoke to Marilyn on her final evening, was married into the Kennedy family.</p></li><li><p>Her comment about &#8220;the President&#8221; has become one of the most quoted lines in the entire case.</p></li><li><p>Over the years, confirmed relationships have been mixed together with rumors and conspiracy theories.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> Where should we draw the line between documented history and speculation?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 5 - Reasonable Doubt</h2><p><strong>Why do some people reject the suicide ruling?</strong></p><ul><li><p>Critics point to unexplained bruising, missing phone records, and the delay before police were called.</p></li><li><p>These unanswered questions have fueled conspiracy theories for more than sixty years.</p></li><li><p>In 1982, the Los Angeles County District Attorney reviewed the case looking for evidence of murder.</p></li><li><p>After reviewing the available evidence, investigators upheld the original conclusion of probable suicide.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> Can a case have unanswered questions without being a conspiracy?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 6 - Norma Jeane</h2><p><strong>Before there was Marilyn Monroe.</strong></p><ul><li><p>Born Norma Jeane Mortenson in 1926, she spent much of her childhood in foster homes and an orphanage after her mother struggled with mental illness.</p></li><li><p>She married at 16 before eventually discovering modeling during World War II.</p></li><li><p>In 1946, she signed with 20th Century Fox and became &#8220;Marilyn Monroe.&#8221;</p></li><li><p>Behind one of the world&#8217;s most famous faces was someone who spent much of her life searching for stability and acceptance.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> How much of Marilyn Monroe was real, and how much was Hollywood&#8217;s creation?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 7 - The Body as Icon</h2><p><strong>When the person became the symbol.</strong></p><ul><li><p>Within weeks of Marilyn&#8217;s death, artist Andy Warhol began producing his famous Marilyn silkscreen portraits.</p></li><li><p>Her image quickly became one of the most recognizable pieces of pop art in the world.</p></li><li><p>The smiling blonde face became a commercial symbol that often overshadowed the complicated woman behind it.</p></li><li><p>Few celebrities have had their image transformed into art so quickly after their death.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> Did the icon replace the person?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 8 - Hollywood&#8217;s Open Secret</h2><p><strong>Marilyn&#8217;s story wasn&#8217;t unique.</strong></p><ul><li><p>The old Hollywood studio system tightly controlled actors&#8217; appearances, schedules, and public image.</p></li><li><p>Prescription drugs were common, and many studios quietly ignored or enabled addiction if it kept productions moving.</p></li><li><p>Once Marilyn became unreliable, the same industry that made her famous quickly distanced itself.</p></li><li><p>Her story reflects broader problems that affected many stars of the era.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> Was Marilyn failed by Hollywood, or was she simply one of many victims of the system?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 9 - The First Modern Celebrity Myth</h2><p><strong>Did Marilyn Monroe become the blueprint for the modern celebrity legend?</strong></p><ul><li><p>Books questioning the official suicide ruling began appearing almost immediately after her death. Many offered conflicting theories, but they helped turn the case into an enduring mystery.</p></li><li><p>Television documentaries have revisited Marilyn&#8217;s death for decades, often promising &#8220;new evidence&#8221; or a fresh suspect, even when little had actually changed.</p></li><li><p>The FBI kept a file on Marilyn because of her connections to politically influential people during the Cold War. When those files became public years later, they fueled even more speculation.</p></li><li><p>In 2022, Netflix&#8217;s <em>Blonde</em> introduced Marilyn to a new generation. Although fictional, many viewers assumed it was historically accurate, showing how easily myth and fact become intertwined.</p></li><li><p><strong>Discussion:</strong> Did Marilyn Monroe become more famous after she died than while she was alive?</p></li></ul><h2>Segment 10 - August 5th</h2><p><strong>Why does August 5th still belong to Marilyn Monroe?</strong></p><ul><li><p>Every August 5th, newspapers, documentaries, podcasts, and websites revisit her death, keeping the story alive more than six decades later.</p></li><li><p>Marilyn memorabilia remains incredibly valuable. In 2016, the dress she wore while singing &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221; to President Kennedy sold for nearly $5 million.</p></li><li><p>Even people who have never seen one of her movies recognize her image. The white dress, platinum blonde hair, and iconic photographs have become part of popular culture.</p></li><li><p>Her story touches on fame, mental health, politics, Hollywood, and conspiracy theories, giving every generation a different reason to revisit it.</p></li><li><p><strong>Closing Discussion:</strong> Are we remembering Marilyn Monroe the woman, or Marilyn Monroe the legend?</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1390421,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/209927592?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxUx!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3abc6f0c-e54e-44eb-93ff-942861e8876d_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[That Fire is Flying, A Deadly Family Argument, and I'm Pretty Sure India Is That Way.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ten historical moments that occured on August 3rd. Listen to 87 year old Bertie May Allison and her son Aaron Atadero discuss the past as you negotiate the burning landscapes of today.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/that-fire-is-flying-a-deadly-family</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/that-fire-is-flying-a-deadly-family</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:12:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8aa2668cbf10fb2e21402ce0d0" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8aa2668cbf10fb2e21402ce0d0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;That Fire is Flying, A Deadly Family Argument, and I'm Pretty Sure India Is That Way.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/1d8ydwRdrElIaVWgCGHyjO&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/1d8ydwRdrElIaVWgCGHyjO" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><div id="youtube2-d6nsZVFL_kc" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;d6nsZVFL_kc&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/d6nsZVFL_kc?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h3>Show Notes: August 3rd</h3><h4>1. Columbus Sets Sail (1492)</h4><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m pretty sure India is that way. Trust me.&#8221; Somehow, three ships and ninety men signed up. On August 3, 1492, Christopher Columbus left the Spanish port of Palos with the Ni&#241;a, Pinta, and Santa Mar&#237;a, convinced he could reach Asia by sailing west.</p><p>He was spectacularly wrong about the size of the Earth, accidentally stumbled onto continents unknown to Europeans, and set in motion one of history&#8217;s most consequential and most contested departures. Brilliant navigator, ambitious opportunist, or deeply controversial figure: the debate over how to remember Columbus is still very much alive.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Columbus didn&#8217;t prove the Earth was round; educated Europeans already knew that. His real mistake was dramatically underestimating the planet&#8217;s size.</p></li><li><p>The voyage is remembered as a triumph of navigation, but its legacy for the people already living in the Americas is a very different story, worth sitting with before the jokes start flying.</p></li></ul><h4>2. Germany Declares War on France (1914)</h4><p>On August 3, 1914, Germany declared war on France, and a single declaration between two countries detonated a chain of pre-existing alliances that pulled nearly every major European power into the fight within days.</p><p>Nations that expected a short campaign instead stumbled into four years of trench warfare, millions of deaths, and a completely transformed world.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and King George V of Britain were first cousins. World War I has often been described, only half-jokingly, as history&#8217;s deadliest family argument.</p></li><li><p>Nearly every country involved thought the war would be over by Christmas. That prediction aged about as well as milk in the Sahara.</p></li></ul><h4>3. The Black Sox Receive Lifetime Bans (1921)</h4><p>On August 3, 1921, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis used his newly created, unilateral authority over the sport to permanently ban eight members of the Chicago White Sox for conspiring to throw the 1919 World Series.</p><p>The players had just been acquitted in criminal court, but Landis decided baseball&#8217;s reputation mattered more than the jury&#8217;s verdict: one man&#8217;s judgment call, and one of sports&#8217; greatest scandals.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Shoeless Joe Jackson batted .375 in the very series he supposedly helped throw, arguably making him history&#8217;s least convincing point-shaver.</p></li><li><p>Gambling and baseball have always had an awkward relationship. It&#8217;s like your buddy who insists he&#8217;s &#8220;only betting for fun.&#8221;</p></li></ul><h4>4. Calvin Coolidge Becomes President (1923)</h4><p>After President Warren G. Harding died unexpectedly, Vice President Calvin Coolidge was awakened at his family&#8217;s Vermont home in the middle of the night. At 2:47 a.m. on August 3, his father, a local notary public, administered the presidential oath by the light of a kerosene lamp, one of the most unusual inaugurations in American history.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Imagine becoming President before you&#8217;ve even had your morning coffee, then, by most accounts, going right back to bed afterward.</p></li><li><p>Coolidge was famously quiet. In an era of social media, he&#8217;d probably be criticized for posting once every six months.</p></li></ul><h4>5. The Kursha-2 Firestorm (1936)</h4><p>On August 3, 1936, a wildfire outran a train packed with residents fleeing the Russian village of Kursha-2, trapping them as the fire overtook the tracks. More than a thousand people died, making it one of the deadliest wildfires ever recorded.</p><p>Despite the staggering death toll, the disaster remains almost entirely unknown outside Russia, a genuine mystery of collective memory worth digging into on its own.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>It&#8217;s worth asking on air why a disaster this massive never made it into the West&#8217;s popular memory of the 1930s, when so many smaller tragedies did.</p></li><li><p>Soviet-era information control likely played a role in how little documentation survives, a good rabbit hole for listeners who like a bit of historical detective work.</p></li></ul><h4>6. USS Nautilus Reaches the North Pole (1958)</h4><p>On August 3, 1958, the nuclear submarine USS Nautilus became the first vessel to travel beneath the North Pole, sealed under Arctic ice for the entire crossing, with no way to surface if anything went wrong. It was a Cold War triumph that showcased American technology without firing a single shot.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>If anyone got lost under that ice, asking for directions wasn&#8217;t exactly an option.</p></li><li><p>The whole mission ran on faith in some very new nuclear technology, no small thing to trust your life to in 1958.</p></li></ul><h4>7. The PATCO Strike Begins (1981)</h4><p>On August 3, 1981, thousands of American air traffic controllers walked off the job seeking better pay and working conditions. President Ronald Reagan declared the strike illegal and fired more than 11,000 workers who refused to return, a decision still cited today as a turning point that weakened private-sector unions&#8217; willingness to strike for decades afterward.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>It became one of the rare moments where everyone involved insisted they were making history, and they were all right.</p></li><li><p>It&#8217;s a good excuse to talk about pay gaps across professions generally: plenty of workers doing genuinely high-stakes jobs have historically been paid a fraction of what today&#8217;s top earners make in a single week.</p></li></ul><h4>8. The NBA Is Founded (1949)</h4><p>On August 3, 1949, two struggling basketball leagues merged to create the National Basketball Association. At the time, professional basketball lagged far behind baseball, boxing, and horse racing in popularity; nobody in that room could have predicted what it would become.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Early NBA players often held regular jobs during the offseason. Today, a single star&#8217;s shoe deal alone can be worth more than the entire league&#8217;s original franchise fees combined.</p></li><li><p>Imagine telling someone in 1949 that basketball players would someday become global fashion icons with billion-dollar sneaker lines.</p></li></ul><h4>9. The First Harvard&#8211;Yale Boat Race (1852)</h4><p>On August 3, 1852, Harvard and Yale competed in America&#8217;s first intercollegiate sporting event on New Hampshire&#8217;s Lake Winnipesaukee. The race wasn&#8217;t organized by the schools at all; it was arranged, trophy and free travel included, by a railroad company looking to draw tourists to the area. College sports in America began, appropriately enough, as a marketing stunt.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>College athletics started with rowing. Somewhere along the way we decided football needed marching bands, mascots, and billion-dollar television deals.</p></li><li><p>The railroad got exactly what it wanted: people talking about the event. Some marketing ideas never go out of style.</p></li></ul><h4>10. Santa Claus Land Opens (1946)</h4><p>On August 3, 1946, Santa Claus Land opened in Santa Claus, Indiana, becoming the world&#8217;s first theme park devoted entirely to Santa. It was built after tourists kept showing up expecting Christmas attractions in a town that, until then, had nothing but the name, and it eventually evolved into Holiday World.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Christmas in August is either magical or your personal nightmare, depending on how you feel about Mariah Carey.</p></li><li><p>Somewhere, a guy looked at a map, saw a town named &#8220;Santa Claus,&#8221; and thought, &#8220;You know what this place needs? More Santa.&#8221; And somehow, he was absolutely right.</p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jack The Poet, A Missing Jimmy, & A Real Fake Witch.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ten historical moments that occured on July 31st. Listen to 87 year old Bertie May Allison and her son Aaron Atadero discuss the past as you negotiate the burning landscapes of today.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/jack-the-poet-a-missing-jimmy-and</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/jack-the-poet-a-missing-jimmy-and</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 14:47:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a1461f0643f8da5053fa53aaf" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a1461f0643f8da5053fa53aaf&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Jack The Poet, A Missing Jimmy, &amp; A Real Fake Witch.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/6YfFxYuUanhFBkZiJgsDK5&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/6YfFxYuUanhFBkZiJgsDK5" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png" width="1456" height="1456" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:10264533,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/209262918?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZXpS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1e5f2d31-df78-4773-848e-ab247886aca1_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h1>July 31 Podcast Topic Guide</h1><h2>1. Jimmy Hoffa Disappears (1975)</h2><p>If there were a Mount Rushmore of unsolved American mysteries, Jimmy Hoffa would have his own mountain. The powerful Teamsters boss vanished after leaving to meet two alleged mob figures for lunch. He was never seen again. Fifty years later, people are still digging up backyards, pouring concrete, and swearing they know where he&#8217;s buried.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><ul><li><p>Why has every generation produced a &#8220;we finally found Hoffa&#8221; story?</p></li><li><p>If Hoffa disappeared today, would modern technology have solved the case within a week?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>2. Black Tot Day (1970)</h2><p>For more than three centuries, British sailors received a daily ration of rum. Then, on July 31, 1970, the Royal Navy decided that perhaps giving alcohol to people operating billion dollar warships was not the greatest military strategy. Sailors held mock funerals for the rum ration and many genuinely mourned the end of an era. It was one last drink before sobriety sailed in.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>How much did the daily rum ration actually affect life aboard a ship?</p></li><li><p>What modern workplace tradition would people hold a funeral for if it disappeared tomorrow?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>3. Jack the Ripper&#8217;s &#8220;From Hell&#8221; Letter (1888)</h2><p>The Whitechapel murders terrified Victorian London, but one letter took the fear to another level. The infamous &#8220;From Hell&#8221; letter arrived with half of a human kidney and a signature claiming to be Jack the Ripper. Whether it was genuine or an elaborate hoax is still debated today, which somehow makes the whole story even creepier.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Was the letter authentic or just a morbid prank by someone craving attention?</p></li><li><p>Would Jack the Ripper become a social media celebrity if the crimes happened today?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>4. The Blair Witch Project Becomes a Cultural Phenomenon (1999)</h2><p>Before influencers, before viral TikToks, there was The Blair Witch Project. The filmmakers convinced many people the footage was real, proving that clever marketing could be more powerful than a blockbuster budget. Millions paid to be terrified by shaky cameras and three people who really should have packed a map.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Did the marketing campaign change movies more than the film itself?</p></li><li><p>Could a movie ever fool audiences on that scale again?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>5. Jim Reeves&#8217; Fatal Plane Crash (1964)</h2><p>Jim Reeves was one of country music&#8217;s smoothest voices when his private plane disappeared during a storm. His death shocked fans around the world, yet his popularity only grew after he was gone. It is one of those rare stories where tragedy and legacy became forever intertwined.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Why do some musicians become even bigger after their deaths?</p></li><li><p>Would Reeves have remained a country icon if he had lived another thirty years?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>6. Harry Houdini&#8217;s Underwater Escape (1912)</h2><p>Harry Houdini knew that escaping chains was only half the trick. The other half was making sure the newspapers were there to write about it. His underwater escapes looked like certain death, but they were also brilliant publicity stunts that turned him into one of the world&#8217;s first international celebrities.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Was Houdini a magician who understood marketing, or a marketer who happened to do magic?</p></li><li><p>Which modern celebrity most resembles Houdini&#8217;s talent for self promotion?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>7. Ranger 7 Photographs the Moon (1964)</h2><p>NASA desperately needed a win. Ranger 7 slammed into the Moon exactly as planned, but not before sending thousands of close up photographs that transformed lunar exploration. Without this mission, the path to Apollo might have looked very different.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Why do successful &#8220;failures&#8221; often become the foundation for future breakthroughs?</p></li><li><p>Which modern space mission deserves more credit than it receives?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>8. The First Transcontinental Radio Broadcast (1924)</h2><p>Imagine hearing a voice from the other side of the continent when most people had never even made a long distance phone call. Coast to coast radio suddenly made America feel much smaller. Overnight, entertainment and news became national experiences instead of local ones.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Which invention has changed communication more, radio, television, or the internet?</p></li><li><p>What was the first technology that truly made the world feel smaller?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h3>9. Antoine de Saint-Exup&#233;ry (1900)</h3><p>French aviator, adventurer, and author <strong>Antoine de Saint-Exup&#233;ry</strong> was born on <strong>July 31, 1900</strong>. While millions know him for <em>The Little Prince</em>, his real life was every bit as remarkable as his writing. He flew dangerous airmail routes across Africa and South America before disappearing during a World War II reconnaissance mission in 1944. His mysterious disappearance only added to the legend of a man who spent his life chasing the horizon.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>Does knowing an author&#8217;s life change the way you read their work?</p></li><li><p>Why are disappearances often more fascinating than confirmed deaths?</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h3>10. Joan Crawford (1904)</h3><p>Hollywood icon <strong>Joan Crawford</strong> was born on <strong>July 31, 1904</strong>. She rose from poverty to become one of the biggest stars of Hollywood&#8217;s Golden Age, winning an Academy Award and cultivating a glamorous public image. After her death, however, her daughter published <em>Mommie Dearest</em>, painting a much darker portrait that forever changed Crawford&#8217;s legacy and sparked decades of debate over where the truth really lies.</p><p><strong>Talking Points</strong></p><ul><li><p>How much of a celebrity&#8217;s reputation is shaped after they die?</p></li><li><p>Did classic Hollywood create bigger stars because it controlled their image so tightly, or despite it?</p></li></ul><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Groomed Princess, The Nerd's Bible, & White People Say Sorry.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ten historical moments that occured on July 29th. 87 year old Bertie May Allison and her son Aaron Atadero discuss the past as you negotiate the burning landscapes of today.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-groomed-princess-the-nerds-bible</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-groomed-princess-the-nerds-bible</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 15:02:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png" width="1456" height="1456" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:10725577,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/208986522?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fcvu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa7f96518-40e2-43d6-8427-0d69b3096c05_3000x3000.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>As we break through the summer months, we start again with an audio only show. Personnally, I am tired of watching mouths flopping around. Take us on your commute, while you scrub the dishes, or as you watch the world burn from your lawn chair.</p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8acabc5dca5266dbf7f6aebaf9&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;A Groomed Princess, The Nerd's Bible, &amp; White People Say Sorry.&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/6QFWNuYyPHBYsz2ok6IxK4&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/6QFWNuYyPHBYsz2ok6IxK4" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p>Here are the ten things we discussed that occured on the many days that were July 29th:<br><br><strong>1. Charles &amp; Diana&#8217;s Royal Wedding (1981)</strong><br>Nearly a billion people tuned in to watch a 32-year-old prince marry a 20-year-old kindergarten aide in a dress with a 25-foot train, and somehow nobody in Buckingham Palace stopped to ask &#8220;should we maybe not do this.&#8221; It was the biggest fairy tale broadcast in television history, right up until it turned into the most expensive divorce in tabloid history. Buckle up for the wedding that launched a thousand commemorative plates and at least one Netflix series.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p><strong>2. &#8220;The Fellowship of the Ring&#8221; Published (1954)</strong><br>An Oxford professor with a pipe addiction and a deep grudge against industrialization unleashed a 400-page hobbit-walking-simulator on the British public and accidentally created the entire fantasy genre as we know it. No Tolkien, no Game of Thrones, no D&amp;D, no forty-minute YouTube videos explaining elf genealogy. We&#8217;re talking about the book that turned &#8220;worldbuilding&#8221; into a personality trait.</p><p><strong>3. Carl Lewis Wins His Fourth Straight Long Jump Gold (1996)</strong><br>Twelve years. Four Olympics. Same event, same gold medal, same guy, basically defying the passage of time like some kind of track and field vampire. We&#8217;re diving into the career of a man who made &#8220;one more Olympics&#8221; sound less like a comeback and more like a threat to everyone else in the field.</p><p><strong>4. USS Forrestal Fire (1967)</strong><br>An accidentally launched rocket on a Navy carrier off Vietnam triggered a chain-reaction fire that killed 134 sailors in under an hour including a near-miss for a young pilot named John McCain, who was sitting in the jet right next to the explosion. It&#8217;s one of the deadliest peacetime-adjacent disasters in Navy history, and it&#8217;s got everything: bureaucratic failure, sheer bad luck, and a body count that changed naval safety protocol forever.</p><p><strong>5. King Umberto I of Italy Assassinated (1900)</strong><br>An Italian king gets shot by an anarchist with a grudge and a plan but the genuinely unhinged part is the eerie backstory involving a restaurant owner, a look-alike, and a series of coincidences so bizarre that even people who don&#8217;t believe in fate started raising an eyebrow. This one&#8217;s less &#8220;history lecture&#8221; and more &#8220;true crime episode that happens to have a monarchy in it.&#8221;</p><p><strong>6. The Arc de Triomphe&#8217;s Secret Opening (1836)</strong><br>Picture the biggest, gaudiest monument in Paris the kind of thing built specifically to make a statement quietly cracking open its doors to a grand total of eleven people because the king was too scared of getting assassinated to show up to his own party. It&#8217;s the world&#8217;s most anticlimactic ribbon-cutting, and we are absolutely here for the second-hand embarrassment.</p><p><strong>7. NASA is Established (1958)</strong><br>The Soviets launched a beach-ball-sized satellite into orbit and the entire United States collectively panicked hard enough to create a federal agency in response. That&#8217;s the origin story of NASA less &#8220;grand vision for humanity&#8217;s future among the stars&#8221; and more &#8220;we got embarrassed at the international science fair and now there&#8217;s a budget for it.&#8221;</p><p><strong>8. The Spanish Armada is First Sighted (1588)</strong><br>A king with main character energy sent 130 ships to invade England, and it all kicked off the moment English lookouts spotted the fleet off the Cornish coast. What follows is fireships, storms, and one of history&#8217;s great &#8220;it seemed like a good idea at the time&#8221; military disasters. Spoiler: England&#8217;s still there.</p><p><strong>9. The IAEA is Established (1957)</strong><br>In the middle of a Cold War arms race where every country was racing to build bigger and scarier bombs, the world collectively decided someone should probably keep an eye on all this nuclear material. Enter the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN&#8217;s nuclear hall monitor, born from equal parts optimism and existential dread.</p><p><strong>10. US Congress Apologizes for Slavery (2008)</strong><br>143 years after the 13th Amendment, the House of Representatives formally said sorry for slavery and Jim Crow no reparations attached, no legal weight, just words. It&#8217;s a genuinely fascinating one to dig into: what does an apology like this actually <em>do</em>, who was satisfied by it, and who called it exactly what it was a symbolic gesture with an asterisk the size of Texas.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Convos With Ma is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Potty Mouthed Parrot, A Peregrine Pig, and The Irish Cry Over Burnt Whiskey]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Convo With Ma, June 21th, 2026]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-potty-mouthed-parrot-a-peregrine</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-potty-mouthed-parrot-a-peregrine</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2026 16:01:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1956726,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TLF1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F19e6ce2d-346c-4889-9d96-3e0ca7fbe721_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"></figcaption></figure></div><p>Before we begin, a quick note. Convos With Ma had our Meta account hacked. This resulted in funds being removed from our CWM account on behalf of what Meta called, &#8220;An Intruder.&#8221; Both Meta and our bank Chime have apologized for the unfortunate incident. However, it is possible we hacked our account, so, the funds are irretrievable. &#8220;This matter is now final.&#8221;</p><p>That pissed me off quite a bit. On principle, we will no longer do business with either company, which includes Facebook and Instagram. Because my 87 year old ma loves the Facebook, I will not kill the page. I want to kill it. I have fantasized placing my fingers around the throats of The Face and The Gram, but I will not. The accounts will live there dormant for all of eternity, or until someone unplugs those bastards&#8230; Bastards.</p><p>I took a week off from looking at any of this because I was mad at it. But anyway. This is a couple of weeks old, but it does highlight 87 year old Bertie May in an energetic light. Which was the point, I think.</p><p>Below are some clips from each of the eight topics we discussed on the full podcast. Enjoy.</p><p>See you not on Meta&#8230; Those mother f**king sons and daughters of w**res!</p><p><strong>Anyway&#8230;</strong></p><p>The podcast will continue as we lean heavily into YouTube.</p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a8a609c15ad69036d73b1d631&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;A Potty Mouthed Parrot, A Peregrine Pig, and The Irish Cry Over Burnt Whiskey&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/40dZ85OSzlYjX6paiiduJC&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/40dZ85OSzlYjX6paiiduJC" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><h3>A potential pig war.</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;0e7eed08-0aa4-4d67-8609-61eff8c62eea&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:38.60898,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:617331,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hH_Q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bd8b95c-85dc-40ea-a8a6-b73a3d46e57c_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h3>&#8220;I want you to feel sad with me.&#8221;</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;1d26d0f8-1e59-4f4e-bd1a-218733087a0a&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:29.100409,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:834854,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YqPo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1de8376-474c-47d1-8949-8a3036f44ed4_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"></figcaption></figure></div><h3>Laughing yourself dead.</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;c98a827b-715f-492b-a516-8d5a226f24a2&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:32.83592,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:683124,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M9Qp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48c61d34-1396-4261-8223-b2edd61c080e_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h3>A president&#8217;s fucking bird.</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;a2876f66-006d-40c2-8b23-cc7e604ce046&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:54.857143,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:729829,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-bet!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6bc62734-5d8b-4389-a9a6-6a76272a64c1_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h3>Screw the building, save the ice cream!</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;f4233db1-1957-44de-9301-6ab7ec0f325c&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:45.58367,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:759305,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EJWe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F993f63be-ae28-4fa7-879b-b3c4577b247b_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h3>Yes, he won the marathon, but he&#8217;s dead now.</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;17a64cc1-2af7-47c7-957a-f362ccde5f95&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:42.86694,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:885174,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jc1p!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac259849-1eab-4922-b822-0131cb4e6fe3_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h3>Ooowww! God damn it, that hurt! I will call it electricity.</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;01d55907-408e-49ea-b3cb-84dfb0d2e2e4&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:29.100409,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png" width="1100" height="350" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/af8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:721971,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WbSm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf8a1783-57c5-4f7b-ad06-ff9963a85302_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h3>&#8220;I know when to turn it off.&#8221;</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;5308b209-ff48-4705-a2cc-6052feb254a6&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:63.582043,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png" width="725" height="230.6818181818182" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:350,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:725,&quot;bytes&quot;:817401,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/201138366?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sRfR!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe951f5a3-672e-4ac8-a613-cb8a640066cc_1100x350.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Animals Opining, Yuge Boobs, and It's Pronounced Azz-Wi-Pe.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Convo With Ma, June 5th, 2026]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/animals-opining-yuge-boobs-and-its</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/animals-opining-yuge-boobs-and-its</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 16:04:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:2144018,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/i/200754187?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zXxq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F092ad9f6-7273-42cd-b3d9-f7ba6b2c38c0_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p><strong>87</strong> year old Bertie May and I took a week off and headed west to San Diego. We found every possible Indian and their reservation casino, watched the Padres lose to the Phils, and generally gained about 5 pounds consuming everything from Charred Chicken Mole to Chocolate Chip Cannolis. Anyway, back to the mics!</p><p><em><a href="https://linktr.ee/ConvosWithMa">Click here to listen to the unedited show wherever you podcast.</a></em></p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a6a065744311d8c94dd03dbec&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Animals Opining, Yuge Boobs, and His Name Is Azz-We-Pe, Not Asswipe&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/1EOUJ30IaeieqzjHgGCXp3&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/1EOUJ30IaeieqzjHgGCXp3" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h3>1. Hey Fido! What do you think of Cassavetes?</h3><p>Ma and I discuss the Chinese startup that has Up&#8217;d your dog. You know, the collar that translates his loves, hates, and future dreams into audible expression.</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;5cdb47f5-6788-4db9-9d7e-ab9c5cb2c3ea&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:39.000816,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p> They claim to have a 95 percent success rate. Word? Well, I don&#8217;t need a talking collar to inform me your dog thinks my leg is a chew toy.</p><p>They have cat collars too, but no one really wants to hear a cat ask their human over and over if they are ready to die yet. I already know that on the day of my inevitable coronary event, Mr. Whiskers is going to pop my eye into it&#8217;s mouth.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png" width="728" height="165.45454545454547" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:250,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:728,&quot;bytes&quot;:361026,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/200754187?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aOsJ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b5b2c3-7636-4274-98cc-b44a4f886c0f_1100x250.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Why do you keep waking up!</figcaption></figure></div><h3>2. Listen, Gerfried. People are no longer looking at the art!</h3><p>Ma seems to hate a chesty lady.</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;0e120c43-cebb-42a8-bece-830f5c49aec3&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:66.0898,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>This pops again as we discuss a free admission to a Cezanne exhibition in Basel, Switzerland. However, not everyone gets in for free. Only the ones that show up in swimwear.</p><p>Swimwear does have a wide interpretation. I&#8217;m sure some were appropriate for art consumption. Yet, I can&#8217;t imagine that everyone was only looking at art. There must have been a blue eyed Swiss lady with an Italian surname that was, umm, enjoying being part of the exhibit.</p><p>Her roploplos are ruining the exhibit. Kiste!</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png" width="1100" height="250" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:250,&quot;width&quot;:1100,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:350137,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/200754187?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!13GF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F67d4b18b-9017-4d46-a806-d2b59a69709e_1100x250.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">A lady in a bathing suit staring at a lady in a bathing suit. Meta.</figcaption></figure></div><h3>3. Now, juggle it with your chin, Dummy!</h3><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;5b2bcb08-8829-450b-9e8a-2576c9df6c59&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:27.924898,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>This guy must have a massive chin, according to Ma.</p><p>Why does Guinness entertain these Darwin mocking yahoos? Here is a guy who shows up at his sons soccer match with a chainsaw, a chin, and a goal.</p><p>And then he sets a world record. Cool&#8230;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png" width="1862" height="555" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:555,&quot;width&quot;:1862,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1981379,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/200754187?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42c8b2c3-8a3b-403a-858c-1fca4ea07ff3_1862x845.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kQPE!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9ff119a-45d5-4284-91df-0e143485736c_1862x555.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">This photo taken a second before he becomes Two Face.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Cool! This has been a test. We think this might be a better presentation than the labor intensive shorts and reels that do get a lot of views, but do not translate into any real relationships. It&#8217;s not dissimilar to walking around a Costco eating all the samples. Sure, I&#8217;d love to try a shrimp flavored sugar cookie, but I&#8217;m not going to buy a case of them.</p><p>Frankly, I have no idea how to find more people to listen to my Ma and I. This feels like and old school blog, which I like to make. I don&#8217;t particularly like hanging out on IG or FB or YT or LI or FU or DD. I think those are mostly the places, but I can&#8217;t remember.</p><p>We can do all eight clips next time. And, umm, thanks for stopping by.</p><p>AA</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:2143983,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/200754187?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jVRG!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c3b61-d9ac-4c14-b4d0-cde27144d773_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">caption...</figcaption></figure></div><p> </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Frog, A Beatle, and What Ees De Make and Model of Jor Carro?]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Unedited Version of Conversation #5.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-frog-in-the-frisee-an-off-key-beatle</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/a-frog-in-the-frisee-an-off-key-beatle</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 21:41:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we pivot and prod our way through the internet, we notice trends, just like everyone else. The following is an edited conversation between my 87 year old mother and myself. This convo will be used and chopped into bite sized videos and shorts for this new consumerist. We get it. We will helicopter into your mouths small spoonfuls of content. Open wide, big boy.</p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a6a065744311d8c94dd03dbec&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;A Frog in the Frisee, An Off Key Beatle, and What Ees De Make and Model of Jor Carro?&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/1LDVaWVBGwWKrEvF2tDz16&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/1LDVaWVBGwWKrEvF2tDz16" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p><br>Yet, by the time we get to the horizontal and vertical head cavity morsel chunks, these ideas start to grow stale, I guess. I mean, I&#8217;ve never been mad at a picture because it happens to be old, but it&#8217;s not about us. It&#8217;s about deepthroating society with our stuff as soon as it has been erected.</p><p>Here it is. <strong><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ConvosWithMa">Join us on YouTube</a></strong> or <strong><a href="https://linktr.ee/ConvosWithMa">wherever you podcast</a></strong> if it is easier for you to do so. A podcast on your commute is cool. A smart TV background to the vacuum cleaner in your she shed? Go ahead. We also try to be as local as possible, so <strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565922295286">join our Facebook page.</a> </strong>For us, that is the Southern border of the California south. That is everywhere from Petco Park, to The Prison Hill Brewing Co in Yuma, and everywhere in between.</p><p>Orale!</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1572187,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/198896849?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9eP2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1378ffb0-e259-49f4-ba96-5ad29dd67dde_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Can Tell When Louis Is Excited To See You]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can tell when I am.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/spam-calls-from-heaven</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/spam-calls-from-heaven</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 23:36:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6aaca6b5-af2b-41e7-b725-b0993eb746ce_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="youtube2-VJjHCjiQn8Y" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;VJjHCjiQn8Y&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/VJjHCjiQn8Y?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>I don&#8217;t think Ma was feeling too good on this one. But she did soldier through with some excellent answers.</p><p>Like, &#8220;Do you know what Louis XIII cognac is?&#8221;</p><p>Some kind of boxer?</p><p>&#8220;Do you know what a monitor lizard is?&#8221;</p><p>Not really. What is he monitoring?</p><p>&#8220;Could it be Jesus calling you when a spam caller calls?&#8221;</p><p>I still don&#8217;t pick up.</p><p>I assumed her performances would hinder on the quality of the day an 87 year old might be experiencing when the tape starts rolling. She might not be killing it, but she is kicking it in the face a few times.</p><p>If Substack is not your place, we have a YouTube channel and a podcast feed. Some of  the kind people that signed up to follow us on here have described quite the barrier to entry. &#8220;Why do I have to follow all these other people?&#8221;</p><p>You don&#8217;t. But this is still a good place to hang out and sniff around if you do. If you have wadded through the brush and bramble to join us here, we fuckin&#8217; appreciate it.</p><p>If you are curious about this neighborhood called Substack, there are 35 million other folks to visit.</p><p>This episode has been sponsored by Erik McElvany at Farmer&#8217;s Insurance here in El Centro, California. We all have something that needs to be insured, and Eriks a good dude. Give him a call at 760-352-3341.<br><a href="https://agents.farmers.com/ca/el-centro/erik-mcelvany/">McElvany Insurance Agency</a></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1366153,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/197602492?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lqlu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa4b04271-1a6d-45a6-93c4-8ec338f510ec_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[When You Are Too Thick And The Bra Disappears]]></title><description><![CDATA[According To My 87 Year Old Ma, A Bra's Beauty Gets Lost In The Boobs]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/when-you-are-too-thick-and-the-bra</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/when-you-are-too-thick-and-the-bra</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 18:44:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/76de09dd-461e-480b-adc8-639a5c3e6df5_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;d87d7ca3-e445-4162-b859-dec73adac023&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:15.595102,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><div id="youtube2-87vuCO_ft6I" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;87vuCO_ft6I&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/87vuCO_ft6I?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>I will keep this one short and sweet. It&#8217;s been about twelve hours since we rebranded, and I am ready to go outside and ignore both conversations AND my Ma. Everything was changed. From Facebook pages to Ko-Fi accounts to Substack themes. Everything. ANYWAY&#8230;</p><p>If you are unaware, this endeavor is an effort to keep my 87 year old mother&#8217;s mind as strong as a wild bear, which she might have been in a different life. However, she did complain that on the news show, on occasion, she sounded like, &#8220;&#8230;a dumb, old lady. An idiot. So stupid!&#8221; I get it, Ma. That&#8217;s not what I want. So we pivot.</p><p>I told Ma that she didn&#8217;t need to stress out over these recordings anymore. She could speak freely without worrying that her bingo friends might disown her if we selectively picked out the best exchange. If she sounded confused or inarticulate, I&#8217;ll cut it. No problem. Don&#8217;t worry &#8216;bout it. I got you, Ma.</p><p>We picked out three topics, talked about each for about ten minutes, and then I chose this one. The other two were Margaret Thatcher thatching around and the Tijuana poop water that was making it&#8217;s way up the coast for a vacation in, on, and around Imperial beach. But boobs and their support won in the end. Boobs always win in the end.</p><p>I will attempt two convos a week. I hope you like.</p><p>AA</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:2037481,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://convoswithma.substack.com/i/197032453?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2a39a823-a916-4b99-a9cf-1882864111f1_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xbWn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f01a2c3-737b-458a-9fd5-bcc22f1ecb53_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Manicured Robots, Talking Meat, and You Get More Views If You Try The Butt]]></title><description><![CDATA[Season 1, Episode 9]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/manicured-robots-talking-meat-and</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/manicured-robots-talking-meat-and</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 23:30:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/50dcf4ad-a430-4572-8c44-22854d30bc03_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few clips from the pod&#8230;</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;a955fd98-b2a5-40d9-8290-04f2f086c680&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:29.596735,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>Ma thinks the butt would have been more viral.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">This Substack is reader-supported. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;ec80c131-3ae4-48f4-9256-774148e695e5&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:30.850613,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>Scientists are surprised when the meat does stuff.</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;1f38db7d-b5d2-476c-a366-b753940ba7f8&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:32.470203,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>It&#8217;s gross, apparently, when you use a nail for its intended purpose.</p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a3d8b132a20bd52d9c95ee2f6&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Manicured Robots, Talking Meat, and You Get More Views If You Try The Butt&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/6KNdy9RMD2wkZC2hEadIkf&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/6KNdy9RMD2wkZC2hEadIkf" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p>This is a shorter one. I had the bright idea I would edit the whole show like we do our clips that we share. Like this one:</p><div class="native-video-embed" data-component-name="VideoPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;172ac235-45b0-47b3-9e9d-e2835a6a1a82&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:null}"></div><p>However, Canva has a limit of ten minutes for the video editor. I did not know that. I thought we would truncate the show to allow for the time it would take for editing, but what are you going to do? I&#8217;m kind of relieved. I like the audio-only aspect with the fun clips flung around the internet. Playing with the Canva editor has lit a curious fire to learning how to actually edit video, but I won&#8217;t shoehorn that into this endeavor.</p><p>Back to 10 stories for episode 10.</p><p>On this one, we talk about a cat that likes the smell of a Georgia living room (?!), a streamer&#8217;s straw insert, a cow that can reach the hard places, a gross robot that can pick boogers, and the actual meaning of being 86&#8217;d.</p><p>AA</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1208104,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://allthenewsyouneed.substack.com/i/196362408?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ASfx!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc5d57347-4dcb-4674-b3c9-599b2b74d1e6_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.convoswithma.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">This Substack is reader-supported. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Demon Co-Workers, Bug Tussle, and a Very Sad Ape Pretends To Have Friends]]></title><description><![CDATA[Season 1, Episode 8.]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/demon-co-workers-bug-tussle-and-a</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/demon-co-workers-bug-tussle-and-a</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 22:44:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three teaser clips from the show.</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;188f5182-a78f-45c9-907e-273eb9976788&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:49.71102,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p><strong>A bonobo pretends to be happy.</strong></p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;410491cc-e134-40da-95e3-e0523fece19e&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:28.473469,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p><strong>Michael gets lucky he is not as bad as Hitler.</strong></p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;9dcd76c8-ba97-4d7c-ac87-eef7b4b0b041&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:30.746122,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p><strong>An alleged big lady is found hiding in the vents.</strong></p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a3d8b132a20bd52d9c95ee2f6&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Demon Co-Workers, Bug Tussle, and a Very Sad Ape Pretends To Have Friends&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/3EfjKKZCR5176n229lJ3id&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/3EfjKKZCR5176n229lJ3id" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p>Ma didn&#8217;t like her performance, unfortunately. After listening, she said, &#8220;I sound like an old lady!&#8221; Well, you are, Ma, but that&#8217;s ok! I still think she is worried about who is listening vs. what is coming out of her mouth. She&#8217;ll let her guard down eventually. When there is no tape rolling, that&#8217;s a loud lady.</p><p>To be fair, if she is critical about her performance, that indicates she wants to improve. Excellent! She even asked if we could do a second take. Unfortunately, I have already edited and uploaded the pod. It&#8217;s fine. You get a new swing in three days, Ma! It&#8217;s all good.</p><p>We talk about a dog biting man, rows of human teeth, Mike&#8217;s lucky day, erased bible pages, a hiding dust bunny, attacking a demon, a valuable parking spot, Bug Tussle, and a Bonobo pretends just like us.</p><p>AA</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png" width="1280" height="720" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:720,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:967565,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://allthenewsyouneed.substack.com/i/195809195?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!r0GI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3f7d1c85-d7c7-443e-88e3-01c3234609f8_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Asian Jumping Worms, The Price of Roadkill, and a Very Lucky Lobster]]></title><description><![CDATA[Season 1, Episode 7]]></description><link>https://www.convoswithma.com/p/asian-jumping-worms-the-price-of</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.convoswithma.com/p/asian-jumping-worms-the-price-of</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Atadero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:31:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few three teaser clips from episode 7! We start with <strong>Asian jumping worms</strong>&#8230;</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;541ea0d0-f3ca-450b-9eb6-376cfcf1499e&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:43.44163,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p><strong>Jesus and his hotel rider</strong>&#8230;</p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;f6c13cf6-3e3a-48a7-abc6-7018b1f6c33c&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:34.089794,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>and finally, <strong>Dumbo, most likely, flew out.</strong></p><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;090f53be-7d91-4872-a47f-bb0fff338905&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:11.389388,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>My Ma and I were hoping you would consider subscribing to the podcast, our Substack, or join us wherever you like to hang out. Enjoy the full episode.</p><iframe class="spotify-wrap podcast" data-attrs="{&quot;image&quot;:&quot;https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6765630000ba8a3d8b132a20bd52d9c95ee2f6&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Asian Jumping Worms, The Price of Roadkill, and a Very Lucky Lobster&quot;,&quot;subtitle&quot;:&quot;Bertie Allison Aaron Atadero.&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Episode&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/5eYf2VhWxO71JvPdFDgCoe&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;noScroll&quot;:false}" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/5eYf2VhWxO71JvPdFDgCoe" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen="true" allow="encrypted-media" data-component-name="Spotify2ToDOM"></iframe><p>If you didn&#8217;t know, this entire endeavor is an exercise in cognitive calisthenics. In other words, we are keeping Ma&#8217;s 87 year old mind as limber as possible. However, my mind is getting its stretch on as well. I yell questions at Ma, and she says things like, &#8220;<strong>I guess so.&#8221;</strong> <strong>&#8220;Welp, there you go.&#8221;</strong> <strong>&#8220;Sometimes you gotta slap a bitch.&#8221;</strong></p><p>Ma! You don&#8217;t say bitch anymore. It&#8217;s <strong>lady</strong> now&#8230;</p><p>BTW, I&#8217;m tired of this <em>in other words</em> phenomenon. Chat GPT says it, Andrew Huberman says it, politicians have been saying it a lot, lately, as well.</p><p>Here is the rub: It&#8217;s not dissimilar to saying, <strong>&#8220;I will say it again using dumber words for you dummies, just in case you are too dumb for the first, smarter interaction with this data.&#8221;</strong> Huberman does it incessantly&#8230;</p><p>&#8220;I was headed to my Tuesday morning latissimus dorsi training session, in other words, my lat day, or the back muscles, if you will. It&#8217;s the opposite of training the pectoralis major muscle, or the chest, using other words&#8230;&#8221;</p><p>Get on with it, Andy! You and your gothic attire have to SPEED IT UP!</p><p>ANYWAY!</p><p>On this one, Ma and I discuss poisoned feet, Juwanna Man, hungry Jesus, roadkill prices, fat American worms, bi-racial lobsters, a ball touching boy, flammable celebrations, a clown with thin skin, and Shakespeare&#8217;s hijacked birthday.</p><p>Thanks for stopping by. You&#8217;re always welcome here.</p><p>AA</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png" width="1200" height="630" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:630,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1205798,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://allthenewsyouneed.substack.com/i/195340913?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NTSB!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F78a5d2d7-6aaf-4e6d-b27f-82d9c9118cde_1200x630.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>